Love and relationship problems? Talk to me. EverCrack has a whole host of potential problems that will bring trouble to your heart. Some of you have fallen for that beautiful wood elf drood in your group who is really a dood. Some of you, like the first email I received, have other problems. Let's take a look:

My pet and I aren't in love anymore, he... he hits me......
/cry
I cry to make him stop but he doesn't love me! help me!

The above was sent in by an anonymous Tallonite. This is an easy one, folks.

"My pet and I aren't in love anymore"
-Ok, the problem isn't that you and your pet aren't "in love" anymore. Perhaps the problem began when you fell in love with your pet at all. I'll give you credit though, you certainly didn't fall in love with your pets' good looks. Your pet, Jabroni, isn't an hourglass High Elf Priestess with a 300 lb sweaty woman (or worse, a man) behind the keyboard which could be another problem. You fell in love with his loyalty upon summoning him. He didn't give you any slack, you didn't have to feed him, you just loved him. Admirable. Somehow he let you down.

I am here to help you. Give your pet the old, /pet get lost, Reclaim Energy, or simply go Invisible. There are many fish in the sea, many pets who will return your love. Summon another one.

Or, better yet.. log off and go outside sometime!