A Tunnels and Trolls® play-by-post adventure run by shindorim7
Hey, my little bandits! Boy, have I surely missed cracking jokes about my sillee ones! Have you misseded your little sprite? Oh, gee, <blush> I know you have! <giggle> As you can notice, I have a new name. Ain't it cute? Yeah, I know it is, thanx for noticing! Whelp, I will check in later on you crazy boys. LATERZ!!!!
Hibernating in my tulip until spring <except when I get a itch for mischief>
"Live by the sword, live to see another day."
Sure we have all missed you. After reading your ID profile I know where you have been, miss Sprite.
Hey Lilac!
A goodly helping of sun-dried lizards should take care of that itch for mischief....
Where you been, girl? Your bestest buddies Jax, Taran and Mike are trapped in some extra-dimensional nexus called "Oblique Streams" without a Faerie to save our butts! Heaalp! (And bring Vortex [her pet rhino, from Goblins in the Mist --ed.] with you!)
Lost in a shindorim dream,
-JD
(And bring Vortex with you!)
He means Jean-Clod, of course.
Yeppers, looks like I'm back again too. Any good quips while I was away?
Came back, and not a single "hi," yet Peasblossom always gets a happy greeting.
Where's the love?
;)
You hear a disembodied, but distinctly Orcish voice wafting through the Tavern doors---a voice having traveled through the ether on the crest of a shindorim dream....
"Yo, Eickeric, how's it hangin'?"
;)
Ah Jax, you know I paid everyone not to respond to eickeric's posts, now you went and posted a response! What were you thinking? Wait, Mr. Eickeric can read this... Yikes! <runs away as only a hobbit can>
Orcs and hobbits, what more could a person ask for. Salt of the earth indeed.
Boy, how I luv to pester you guys, keeps ya on your toes. I must admit this new campaign [By this time, Goblin Lake, Part Deux had begun. --ed.] seems very lively and I am sorry that I was unable to be a part of it <sigh> So be it. I see there are new char's in it. That's wonderful to see! Hi, new people I don't know yet! <waves>
A goodly helping of sun-dried lizards should take care of that itch for mischief....
<sigh...> Wouldn't that be nice! However, sun-dried lizards are a summer treat and are rare during this rainy season. Wanna try sum worms in my spicy bbq sauce? They are good too, slide right down! <giggle>
Where you been, girl? Your bestest buddies Jax, Taran and Mike are trapped in some extra-dimensional nexus called "Oblique Streams" without a faerie to save our butts! Heaalp! (And bring Vortex with you!)
Wow, see, I told you that you guys you can't stay outta trouble without me there to save your butts!!! Will you ever listen?? <shakes head and mutters "boys!"> Sorry, but this sprite just moved while working two jobs. You really need to learn to take better care of yourselves! As for Vortexy, he's no longer here, remember? Meanie Kopfy sent him back without even letting me say goodbye <pouts>, and worst of all, you three guys left Hobby alone with all those women! What were you thinking? The poor dears, although they seem to be keeping him in his place. That was rude of you guys!
Eickeric, HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHHHIHIHIHI!!!!!! I missedededed you!! Even if it seems you will never get my name right! <giggle> How ya been? I am giving you a warm greeting because Hobby forgot to pay me off. Actually, he did but then he pickpocketed it right back, so I consider that deal void. Hey, did you like my quote, "Live by the sword, live to see another day"? I think it was a new and interesting way of saying it. Too bad I'm too little to have a sword, huh? Guess my stick will have to do.
As for Hobby, <he feels a sharp pain on his ear for me whacking him a good one> I hope you are being on your Hobby best, or I'll come back and keep you in line, do we understand each other? <I nod in satisfaction>
Whelp, I am back to this account 'cause I kinda forgot my password and answer to get my password for "lilac_de_sprite," so until I figure it out, I am stuck with this one, which doesn't want to behave either <tilts head> Is this what they mean by "what goes around, comes around"? <shrug> Oh well, talk to ya guys in like another 2 weeks or so.
Once a misfit, alwaz a misfit,
Lilac
Wanna try sum worms in my spicy bbq sauce? They are good too, slide right down! <giggle>
Erg, no those worms make Jax "qagh." Last time he ate some, he felt like it was a good day to die! Hehehe. He always saves a spare sun-dried lizard for the leetle faerie who taught him how to eat crow. (The trick is pretending it tastes good!)
...worst of all, you three guys left Hobby alone with all those women! What were you thinking? The poor dears, although they seem to be keeping him in his place. That was rude of you guys!
Rude indeed! Hobby sure does seem to have his hands full. But appearances can be deceiving! <hehehe>
...worst of all, you three guys left Hobby alone with all those women! What were you thinking? The poor dears, although they seem to be keeping him in his place. That was rude of you guys!
Aw, I knew you cared, Sprite!
As for Hobby, <he feels a sharp pain on his ear for me whacking him a good one> I hope you are being on your Hobby best, or I'll come back and keep you in line, do we understand each other? <I nod in satisfaction>
Ouch! Yeah, I understand when you do that, it hurts! Be nicer next time, Lilac! <gets lips ready>
Even if it seems you will never get my name right!
I've always gotten your name right. You're just pronouncing it with different letters.
I am giving you a warm greeting because Hobby forgot to pay me off. Actually, he did but then he pickpocketed it right back, so I consider that deal void.
Hoisted by his own petard.
Hey, did you like my quote, "Live by the sword, live to see another day"? I think it was a new and interesting way of saying it. Too bad I'm too little to have a sword, huh? Guess my stick will have to do.
Perhaps use a goose quill as a weapon? The pen is mightier than the sword. Probably around 7+4 adds or so. Check with the GM.
Hey there everyone!! <waves brightly> how's everything going? No one has gotten himself killed, has he? Good, let's keep it that way, OK people?
I've always gotten your name right. You're just pronouncing it with different letters.
OOohhh.... so that's they way it works? Thanx for explaining that to me, I feel relieved now! <rolls eyes and smiles>
Perhaps use a goose quill as a weapon? The pen is mightier than the sword.
Is that the way it works? Can I put posion on the end of the quill and prick Hobby???? That would be fun <giggles>.
Jax pulls out another Lilac special recipie extra spicy sun-dried lizard and munches on it meditatively while time seems to stand still. Not many left in the pouch, he realizes, and it dawns upon him that he might never get another helping of the scrumptious snacks.
That sounds like a serious problem, and I am sorree that I am unable to help in any way.
Erg, no those worms make Jax "qagh." Last time he ate some, he felt like it was a good day to die! Hehehe.
Ooh, <looks down and shuffles foot in dirt> I am sorry to hear that. Wanna try a new recipe of mine instead, then? It's baked slug in lemon grass with holly berry sauce. I like it, and you're welcome to come over and have some, once you get done with your campaign, that is.
He always saves a spare sun-dried lizard for the leetle faerie who taught him how to eat crow. (The trick is pretending it tastes good!)
<Claps hand and giggles in glee> You remember that!!!!! I thought you would have forgotten by now! They are quite good when you use the trick <smiles happily>.
Rude indeed! Hobby sure does seem to have his hands full. But appearances can be deceiving! <hehehe>
<looks thoughfully> That they can, that they can.... <said with unusual seriousness>
Aw, I knew you cared Sprite!
Of course I care, you sillee Hobby! I should whack you one for just saying that out loud!
Ouch! Yeah, I understand when you do that, it hurts! Be nicer next time, Lilac! <gets lips ready>
But that would take the fun outta it! <I exclaim> Hey, what's the matter with your lips? Are they dry? Here, try some snail slime, it works great on chapped lips! <smiles slyly>
Wanna try a new recipe of mine instead, then? It's baked slug in lemon grass with holly berry sauce. I like it, and you're welcome to come over and have some, once you get done with your campaign, that is.
OK, Lilac, it's a date. Jax'll look for you at the Tavern after his latest escapade blows over! If it blows over.... <crosses fingers>
Bring lots of SDLs!
No one has gotten himself killed, has he?
No. Shin is being very uncooperative.
Thanx for explaining that to me, I feel relieved now!
Teaching seems to be my destiny. Enlightenment is yours, Grass-O-PPR-2.
Can I put posion on the end of the quill and prick Hobby???? That would be fun.
Ship's already in two adventures, and now you want to have an Arena deathmatch with him too?
I guess it's true when they say a little guy goes a long way, or something like that.
Wowsers, have I missededed much or what. I feel like I am stuck in the slow lane while everyone zooms pass me. And what's up with that? After all, I am the one with the wings! Geez!
OK, Lilac, it's a date. Jax'll look for you at the Tavern after his latest escapade blows over! If it blows over.... <crosses fingers>
<taps finger against lip> A date, huh? Cool, cool daddio, I will have a nice, hot meal waiting for you when it blows over and it will blow over in time, just not as fast as it would with me there, but <shrugs> that's what happens when you are fairyless <small, sly grin>.
Bring lots of SDLs!
I shall have a whole plate of them for your appetizers---how does that sound? Any specific flavor, or would you like a few of each?
As I stop singing and bouncing on the bed I look around. "That was a Hobbit song! Good huh, guys? Ya think Lilac will like it?"
<coughs> Yeah, sure, I'll, um, just, yeah, love it to death!!!! hehehehehehe <bursts out in peels of laughter> Don't quit your day job, Hobby!
Teaching seems to be my destiny. Enlightenment is yours, Grass-O-PPR-2.
MMMMMMMmmmmmm.... Chocolate covered grasshoppers sound good! Wonderful idea!!
Ship's already in two adventures, and now you want to have an Arena deathmatch with him too?
I guess it's true when they say a little guy goes a long way, or something like that.
A little guy does go a long way but I wouldn't want to streach my Hobby too thin, so you wanna play with me instead?? <best innocent smile>
No. Shin is being very uncooperative.
That's not very nice. Maybe you should try a different method of approach or tactic or something. You never know, it might just work.
MMMMMMMmmmmmm.... Chocolate covered grasshoppers sound good! Wonderful idea!!
A little guy does go a long way but I wouldn't want to streach my Hobby too thin, so you wanna play with me instead?? <best innocent smile>
What? And make Jax jealous? Generally, making Orcs angry isn't a prudent course of action. Tag, you're it.
Shin is being very uncooperative.
That's not very nice. Maybe you should try a different method of approach or tactic or something. You never know, it might just work.
I take it all back---they've promised two glands (although the Doc never mentioned those other demands...).
...it will blow over in time, just not as fast as it would with me there, but <shrugs> that's what happens when you are fairyless <small, sly grin>.
We're not fairyless now! Oh wait, wrong adventure. Frak. Too many adventures. Too many Shipys. Too many males with too little humor <waves to Tara> [c.f. Tara's Interlude: Why Can't Guys Be Funny? --ed.]. Too little Shindo.
I shall have a whole plate of them for your appetizers---how does that sound? Any specific flavor, or would you like a few of each?
Weelll, you know my fav is your Original Crispy Recipie with Seven Special Herbs and Spices. But to mangle a line from Garfield (who in turn mangled a line from John Wayne (which means it has nothing to do with what John Wayne ever said)), "I never met a sun-dried lizard I didn't like!"
And make Jax jealous? Generally, making Orcs angry isn't a prudent course of action. Tag, you're it.
<intercepts tag> Aw Geeze, Mike, c'mon by too, and I'll share some SDL's with ya while we compare neck scars! Besides, when have I ever been angry at you? <crosses fingers, hopes he doesn't check the Archives> <passes on tag>
<intercepts tag> ... I'll share some SDL's with ya
I only eat things containing good old-fashioned chemicals.
Besides, when have I ever been angry at you? <crosses fingers, hopes he doesn't check the Archives> <passes on tag>
Lemmee see, Taran [sic] was a tough talker while chained up with the bag on his head... Jax, Jax, Jax---hmmm... are you sure we adventured together before?
And make Jax jealous? Generally, making Orcs angry isn't a prudent course of action.
Ah, you're just paranoid, Mikey! What would Jax be jealous of when I can invite him to play too?
Tag, you're it.
Yeah! Tag! My most favoritest game!! Yes it is!!
We're not fairyless now! Oh wait, wrong adventure. Frak. Too many adventures.
Huh? Since when does BFT have another Fairy, and who was so rude not to introduce us? We're prob' cousins. Boy, you fellas here have bad manners. I am just gonna have to put that on my "lists of things to do' <takes out note pad and jots down a quick note>. Really, I don't understand how any of u fellas get along without me!
Weelll, you know my fav is your Original Crispy Recipie with Seven Special Herbs and Spices. But to mangle a line from Garfield (who in turn mangled a line from John Wayne (which means it has nothing to do with what John Wayne ever said)), "I never met a sun-dried lizard I didn't like!"
That's good to hear 'cause I have 2 new flavors I would like to get your opinion on. I'll just make up a sampler platter but have a few extra of the original flavor for you.
<intercepts tag> Aw Geeze, Mike, c'mon by too, and I'll share some SDL's with ya while we compare neck scars! Besides, when have I ever been angry at you? <crosses fingers, hopes he doesn't check the Archives> <passes on tag>
EEks, the more the merrier!! <flutters up in the air and cirlces around to Mikey's back> Tag Mikey!!! <giggles in glee & flies up beyond tagging reach> Hey, wanna see my neck scar from where a june bug bit me while I was sleeping? It was a cheap trick, but I guarantee he'll never be doing that again!!!
Winter? It's almost April! All the cherry blossoms are out---it's like an anime stock scene out here!
Ah, you're just paranoid, Mikey!
As I'm currently writhing on the ground yelling, "Aaargh," I think I have good reason to avoid situations that might lead to pain.
What would Jax be jealous of when I can invite him to play too?
He's rather selfish.
Yeah! Tag! My most favoritest game!! Yes it is!!
It's better than playing "Catch the Magic Missile." Whoops---wrong game system. Never mind.
EEks, the more the merrier!!
Not in this elevator.
<flutters up in the air and cirlces around to Mikey's back> Tag Mikey!!! <giggles in glee & flies up beyond tagging reach>
"I wish I had some Forest Fairy pixie dust!"
Hey, wanna see my neck scar from where a june bug bit me while I was sleeping?
No thanks. But if you want to see something really disgusting, ask Jax to show you his tattoo.
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