A Tunnels and Trolls® play-by-post adventure run by khara_khang
[At this point, the website The Blue Frog Tavern that had been archiving the posts was abruptly deleted in The Great Website Holocaust™ of '00. Much confusion and accusation followed, but the culprit and motive to this day remain a mystery. Our adventurers eventually migrated to another website, Blue Frog Tavern. Life goes on. --ed.]
"Whoa! I feel like I just experienced Desuma and I don't even remember a thing. It's just like you non-Hobbits! I go away for a few days and everything goes to Domina. Jax me up a brew barkeep, and keep those cold Taran's coming!" I lean in a little closer to the barkeep. "Jack, are you getting shorter or is it just me? Put this on Desuma's tab, she doesn't mind, were real tight you know!" I try to cross my pudgy Hobbit fingers to show how tight we are but can't.
"Whoa, grizzly dudes! The little guy's back! Been savin' a seat for ya, Shippo. And hey Jack [de barkeep, not de Crampon --ed.], I'm good for Hobb's drinks---Desuma might add a RuntRock™ to her statuary if she ever found out."
"Hey, was that a shot at my stature, er.. ett?" I grumble inwardly as only a true hobbit can. Drinks do taste better now that someone else is paying. "There's two things we Hobbits try to avoid oh mighty Jaxer, ok, three... work, velcro, and women dressed in tight fitting leather. Come and sit down Jax and tell uncle hobby your troubles before your brother shows up, you know, Mastro Antonio Bandarass!"
The bar doors, looking newer than usual, burst open at the urging of one hulky orc's meaty foot. He steps in, looks around, and sees his brother and his favorite hobbit mingling at the bar.
"Jax, Shippy, there you are! Where's everybody else? One minute some Grutoss replacement was giving us the scoop about some crimson lizardmen, and then everybody got kicked out! Hey, what happened to the 'The'?"
HA! My taxi driver told me you changed addresses just to get rid of me, but I found it anyway!!
Just kidding. I have to admit, I found you guys a few days ago, but was so upset at all the mud-slinging, that I started my own T&T club to attract all the BFTs lost souls. But, since you [the barkeep --ed.] had the honor to appoligize to those insulted, I shall honor you by re-entering the tavern (please don't EVERYONE get up!). I will also delete my club, no sense splitting up all the goodies on two sites!
So hey, who's paying fer drinks!?
"You are absolutely right Mr. Beezer. You're buying the drinks of course! Anyone who insults Mr. Beezer besides me more than three times, is getting a real Hobbit talking to! Now where the hell have you been? Did you expect me to buy all my own drinks?"
Tosal Thoth re-enters the Blue Frog Tavern, noting the fact that it appears to have been destroyed twice in as many weeks.
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