Lord Chetwin's haiku:
In homage to the late Lord Benedict and his well-known Japanobsession, here is some poetry about our current strife:
Amber is peaceful
House Niall are terorrists
We will kill them all*
*mostly
Assasinations
Are never taken lightly
They will pay with blood
Wing-boy's a traitor
So I took his brain from him
It is in a pan
And another thing
I wonder about wing-dog
I'll just let him starve
Flora f*cked a bird
Bastion was the result
Should have kept him caged
Bleys was my mentor
Bastion blew his head off
I scooped out bird brains
Just lied to Random
Never that intelligent
Bastion 'escapes'
You didn't read that
I didn't write that last one
I'll deny it all
Arwen's a moron
But don't tell her I said that
I'll do it myself
My engines run well
Soon I will fly in Amber
I will charge airfares
No stewardesses
I find them ridiculous
And Dy won't be one
I can hear her now
"Damn right I wll not, Chetwin"
She has my respect
As for Aunt Deirdre
I'll stay far out of her way
She still might kill me
Arwen has left us
Perhaps she has been captured
Chet might have noticed
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