Shelly is my bestestsetsetsetsetststeestestsetsetestsetest friend in the entire world. No one means more to me than she does. We've been through loads of fun times and loads of shit together and we still love each other to death. Her and I are inseparable and will remain that way for the rest of our lives I know it. We have way too many inside jokes to count and we're way closer than you can ever know. We go beyond just sisters. Words cannot describe how awesome this girl is. Not to mention smarter than you. She could beat you out in common sense any day and don't you deny it bitch! She's just that awesomely awesome. I will stick with this girl to the end because she's mah shellybabellyfofellynosmelly! She's so much cooler than you that if you ever tried to deny it your head would just explode because you would be being just that ignorant... bitches. Some day Shelly and I are going to take over the world with our awesome common sense, are awesome grammatical skills, and our just plain awesomness. No one can beat Shelly and Marie AND IF YOU TRY YOU WILL BE INCINERATED!.. bitches.
This is Shelly... well Shelly's foot... I told you she's cooler than you. She's so cool that only her foot can be put on camera because if the rest of her was the camera would not be able to handle her awesomness and it would esplode... bitches.
