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FRODO WAKES UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS SLEEP, GOES TO THE WATER MIRROR THING, YOU KNOW.
FRODO Hi GALADRIEL, What's this water mirror thing?
GALADRIEL Tis a magic mirror. Look inside to see the future, past, etc.
FRODO LOOKS AND SEES THE DESTRUCTION OF BAGSHOT ROW AND THE REST OF THE SHIRE
GALADRIEL I know what it is you saw. If you fail, this happens.
FRODO That's not cool. Here, have a ring.
GALADRIEL You would offer me the Thing freely?
FRODO Nah, changed my mind.
AFTER A FEW DAYS IN THE LOTHLORIEN FOREST;THE DAY THEY LEAVE
GIMLI I would very much like a gift to remember you by.
GALADRIEL What would you ask for?
GIMLI But one strand, no, two from your fair of gold.
GIMLI SCALPS GALADRIEL, GETTING HER HAIR. FRODO GETS A CRYSTAL PHIAL, AND SAM GETS A BOX OF DIRT
THE COMPANY FLOATS DOWN THE ANDUIN RIVER
ARAGORN Look! A big statue!
MERRY Cool.
THEY CAMP AT RIVERSIDE DOWN RIVER ANDUIN
NEXT MORNING, FRODO IS GONE AND BOROMIR SEARCHES FOR HIM
ARAGORN Hmmm... I feel a shadow and a threat in my mind.
LEGOLAS Me too. I hate Peter Jackson. That was MY line in the MOVIE because the elve would seem wiser to say it, and keep up my theme of growing wisdom, for some reason.
ARAGORN I know! Yet I, the King To Be, am portrayed as a rugged, skilled warrior and lead romantic and --
GIMLI Shut yourself up! Where is Frodo?
SAM RUNS AFTER WHERE FRODO WAS HEADED, LEGOLAS AND GIMLI RUN WEST INTO THE FOREST. ARAGORN HESITATES AND RUSHES BEHIND SAMsam: ooh!
SCENE CUTS TO BOROMIR ON TOP OF FRODO
BOOK 1 ENDS ABOUT HERE
FRODO R A A A A P E !
BOROMIR But I only want the thing! It should be mine!
FRODO Liar!
FRODO PUTS ON THE THING AND TURNS INVISIBLE
BOROMIR I see your mind! You will pawn the ring for porn! To the end of us all! Curse you! Curse you and all the porn stars!
BOROMIR FALLS ON THE GROUND, CRIES, AND GOES TO HELP PIPPIN AND MERRY . . . WHO WENT EAST IN SEARCH OF FRODO
HE KILLS SOME TWENTY - FIVE URUK-HAI AND ORC BEFORE BEING SLAIN
ARAGORN Oh No! Boromir is slain!
GIMLI Life sucks and then you die
LEGOLAS God be with him!
ARAGORN AND GIMLI STARE AT LEGOLAS....
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