Don't stress too much about etiquette. After all, you're here to relax, right? If you remember the rules your mother taught you, you should be fine.

• Flirting is allowed (encouraged, even), but no gross comments.
• Teasing is fun, but don't get mean.
• Acknowledge newcomers.
• Greet everyone as you enter, and say goodbye as you leave.
• No name calling, but nice nicknames are welcome.
• People are encouraged to show off their skills in recitation, as long as it's not too long a piece.
• Pay attention when a customer or geisha reads a poem.
• If someone's being mean, then don't be mean back, they already look bad.

• Follow the rules of the guests, plus...
• Bow and greet newcomers.
• Compliment your guests.
• If someone has been flirting with you, don't ignore them.
• Do your best to keep up a lively and interesting repartee.
• Don't flirt too much when your danna or boifurendo is around.
• If someone is upset, do your best to comfort them.
• Be a sympathetic listener.