Alright this is the place where I put all my come backs and quotes- Dont use them without my permission or unless you are Trina who thinks she can use them without my permission.
Jesse don't walk, Jesse don't run, Jesse Moseys
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Sex is like math; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you dont multiply.
I love work, it entertains me. I can sit and watch it for hours!
There is no such thing as a bisexual... just greedy people.
This isn't school! This is Hell with flourecent lighting!
I used to be disgusted... now I'm just amused.
Nice perfume, must you merinate in iT?
Someone once told me: If you're falling off a cliff, try to fly. You've got nothing to lose.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

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