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| Broadcast Dates | |
|---|---|
| UK Air Date | Wed 13/01/1992 - 4.20pm |
| Copyright Year | MCMXCI (1991) |
| Cast | |
| Starring | |
| T. Bag (Tabatha Bag) | Georgina Hale |
| T. Shirt | John Hasler |
| Penny | Evelyn Sweeney |
| Guest Starring | |
| Gussie Milksop | David Neville |
| Twittering | Ralph Nossek |
| Crew | |
| Make Up | Angela Seyfang |
| Costumes By | Raymond Childe |
| Assisted By | Mandy Harper |
| Costumes Made By | Sylvia Juren |
| Lighting Director | Peter Bower |
| Video Tape Editor | Grant Goodwin |
| Stage Manager | Teresa Joselyn |
| Production Assistant | Gill Thomas |
| Designer | Ian Russell |
| Producer | Charles Warren |
| Directed By | Glyn Edwards |
| Written By | Lee Pressman |
| Grant Cathro | |
Gussie Milksop’s Auntie wants him to get married using an engagement ring with the sunstone on it so T-Bag pretends to be Daisy Pelf, a rich heiress, to get the ring. Can Penny or Twittering stop her?
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T-Shirt's Diary
T-Shirt: Captains Log 19 9.92 having miraculously found the lost Sunstones of Montezuma, we have now unfortunately gone and lost them again, as they say on Andromeda Five are well that’s life in a tripe shop. All we know for sure is that the nine precious stones are scattered somewhere across time and space, finding them again will be like looking for pickpockets on a nudist beach!
T-Bag: Are what a load of tosh!
T-Shirt: I’m keeping a diary just like Sir Paisley Shirt did, everything that happens I write it down.
T-Bag: You forgot to write Dear Diary today T-Bag clobbered me with a lavoratory brush.
T-Shirt: When did that happen?
(She hits him over the head with the lavoratory brush)
T-Shirt: Oww
T-Bag: Stop faffing around I’ve got to find out where that Polly pee-wee creature’s got to.
Oh Daisy, Oh Gussie
Gussie: Oh Daisy.
T-Bag: Oh Gussie.
Gussie: Oh Daisy.
T-Bag: Oh get on with it.
Gussie: I know this may come as a bolt out of the blue at you but…
T-Bag: Yes lover boy, the answers yes.
Gussie: and I know we’ve only just met but…
T-Bag: Oh I accept, I do, I do, here, here, here’s my hand.
Gussie: I don’t want you to feel that I’m pressuring you.
T-Bag: I do want to be you’re wife, I do, I do, I do, I do.
Gussie: Oh Daisy.
T-Bag: What?
Gussie: Will you marry me?
T-Bag: What are you deaf?
 Penny |
 Dear Diary |
 Shirtsworth |
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