Can you dig it?
is it blowing your mind?
don't want to hear the time
I say is it blowing your mind

Can you dig it?
is it blowing your mind?
don't want to hear the time
I say is it blowing your mind

Can you dig it?
is it blowing your mind?
don't want to hear the time
I say is it blowing your mind

Can you dig it?
is it blowing your mind?
don't want to hear the time
I say is it blowing your mind

Chorus:
I get my protien from the shake
I get my energy from the bar
and some people get ideas from the stars

The other two run away
as we walk and try to stay
I’m desprate and I start to hint
as the sky’s lightness starts to tint
she got it and we grew closer
after this I know that I love her
don’t leave me

Chorus:
I get my protien from the shake
I get my energy from the bar
and some people get ideas from the stars

My music makes less sense
and my brain feels so less dense
I don’t feel like me
don’t worry because I can see

Fan Club
By: Sheriff BOB

She lives in a house
and has brown eye brows
her favorite color is red
and at 11 she goes to bed
she enjoys wombats
and cung foo combat
she’s got cool hair
and cool stuff to wear

Chorus: Cause she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
hit it Stephen ( First chorus only: Bass solo)

She used to have dredlocks
and the chicken pox
she is online so much
that she should be blind
she is the code for the internet
she’s online right now I bet
she likes Japanese animation
she should take a vacation

Chorus: Cause she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band

She’s on the computer all day
she has a sister named Ray
there’s a band she likes
and they’re alright
their name is Sheriff BOB
not Sheriff ROB

Chorus: Cause she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
yeah, she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1 band
she’s the number 1 fan
for the number 1.... ahh I messed up!

I have a friend
he's sorta square
he has a band
it's not quite there
the singles not coming out but he doesn't care

Chorus:

He's going to Jamaica
and there's nothing we can do
and for his birthday we're sending him a shoe

I have a friend
he's sorta wierd
he'd look a lot different if he had a beard
he's in great Britian and no one cares
(yea, yea)

Chorus:

He's going to Jamaica
and there's nothing we can do
and for his birthday we're sending him a shoe

we're sending him some beads for his hair
I hope they have a McDonalds there

I sit here on easter
saying no please don't mister
as i think bout' that blister
and the way that I kissed her

All I do is bring her down
and then she takes away my frown
she's so cool and I am not
and the one thing that I was never taught

Chorus:

about the girls that dont care
and the ones that don't need to wear
all that gloss and glitter in their hair

She's so wierd
so strange
and I think that she's ok
and after her I learned

Chorus:

about the girls that dont care
and the ones that don't need to wear
all that gloss and glitter in their hair

She's not here
and I do care
and this time I'm making it clear
that I learned

Chorus:

about the girls that dont care
and the ones that don't need to wear
all that gloss and glitter in their hair

all that gloss and glitter in their hair

(bonk!!!) (owww!)

Drive to the beach in our old fastion woody
goin' hita tree in that old fation woody
I hope we get our lisent soon
before we get caught by the cops eating lunch at noon

Chorus:

Going on a safari
walk the nose
shoot the curl
got ta go back I just forgot my girl

I run and I trip an I hit the sand
I'm waxing my board with a can of spam
card board's surfin with the Raindeer Sam

Chorus:

Going on a safari
walk the nose
shoot the curl
got ta go back I just forgot my girl

I wish surfin was this fun all the time
I just got seaweed in my eye
it doestn't really matter
cause tomorrow I'm goin ta learn to fly

Chorus:

We played Monoply everyday
we played it every single day
I can't belive the refriderator lost the game
and the aligator left in shame

We played Tetris and stood in the lobby
singing Tom Petty was our new hobby

Chorus:

We played Monoply everyday
we played it every single day
I can't belive the refriderator lost the game
we would never be the same

We had ywo hours of homeroom
and break always ended way too soon

Chorus:

We played Monoply everyday
we played it every single day
I can't belive the refriderator lost the game
we would never be the same

before races we ate potato chips
it sorta helped we got 11:06

Another day another song
you know it won't be be long
before we go platinum

we'll go to the studio
and the producer will say
hey you guy are goin' platinum
(some day)

Hey what are you guys going to spend the money on?
I'll buy some socks
I'll buy a Marsadies Bendes
I'll buy a guitar (hey you already have a guitar!)
A new card board cut-out (hey!)
What about the taxes?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Uncle Walrus
living
sub woffer forest
he don't
got pants
so he
can't dance
sitting on his rock
that's really a PC speaker

boom boom
I like tuna but I don't like ham
spam is cool I eat it from the can
the lamb are hip
and the raindeer's name is Sam

Livin in a box round this town
my beard so long my pants fall down
cause I'm a hobo
a hobo baby