There's the rub.
It has come to my attention that there are some changes in my approach towards women, that need to be made. I, as anyone would tell you, am nothing but a big teddy bear. And as it would seem, an all around nice guy. But wouldn't ya know, it turns out that women, despite their constant reassurance, don't want a nice guy. There's the rub. Women as a whole, seem to say one thing and want something completely different. I know what you're thinking, "Women?!?....Say one thing and mean another?!?....surly you jest". What they actually want usually includes at least two of the following: 1)Money 2)The charm of Robert Redford and 3)Money. But alas... although I forwarded the chain letter I was e-mailed, to everyone I know, I have yet to see a dime for it. So until my ship comes in, I'll have to rely on pure charm. But since my charm-O-meter is reading in the negatives, it's back to the drawing board. Well, I'm out like Anna Nicole in a spelling bee. This place is dead anyways.