French Maid Plugin

I've been trying to figure out clever stuff to do with plugins lately. It's not going in a particularly interesting direction. However, the basic adding-workers thing is simpler than you had ever imagined. So that, coupled with the fact that I went to Jerome's site recently and found the new organization scheme intuitive and friendly, leading to some fun with very nice meshes, has all added up to this little trifle, a new maid plugin. Although maxis deserves credit for putting such a fetishized character in their game, this one's bitmap has a little more Umph©. She doesn't do anything differently, she's just cuter, and you can have both of 'em and any others you want at the same time (although the game hiccups a little at 10 am if you have more than five coming to clean your manor). Just extract all the contents of the zip into your \Downloads folder, and she'll then show up on your phone menu.

My Snowbunny

Inspired by scads of Playboy photoshoots, and the fact that I came of age back when those big clunky boots were popular, I bring one of my skin experiments to you, our cold little friend here. It's a buyable winter outfit! Now your sims too can smuggle raisins across the border. Along with the maid, this site is becoming quite the pigpen. Maybe I'll do a sexy fireman next, for a semblance of equality.

Disco Bar

This is a bar with it's own npc's, they're disco costumes from the HP costume trunk. So yeah, you need HP.

Brothel Door

Okay, this is kinda boring. But I didn't want to really mess with its image much, I hate doors more than I hate regular object sprites (all my doors end up being simply frames... hmmm...). But basically, it was inspired (besides obviously by Duddly's doors) by the Johns and Trollops game over at SimGoddesses. Why should the trollops gain, but the Johns not lose? So, basically this door will charge your male guests §1000 upon entering your establishment. Even if they don't handle the goods, the boys get charged for visiting. Make it fun enough, maybe you'll bankrupt all the men in the neighborhood. Put your business downtown or in a quiet neighborhood, and start the immoralization.

updated by request - actually the request was for something a little different, but since I had to go in and change stuff anyway, I updated this door also so that it would look normal and function well. Now it'll be more appropriate for your domestic establishments

Speakers

Speakers, originally I put them up at tsr, but no one liked them. They play latin jazz and surf music instead of e-z listening, so they deserve to be resurrected. Good times.

Crazy Fun Fireplaces

These are the original Maxis fireplaces, but they're modified to never burn anything hung above them or seated around them, and you don't have to light them. (As of right now, these only work up to hot date. I was going to far them before I installed vacation so the modifications would bleed over, but I got overstimulated and I forgot. I found out they wouldn't have done well anyway. I've sort of updated them - it's now a d-i-y kit you can get here. But I'll leave these up for those of you without vacation and who don't want to be bothered.

Open Shower

Say hello to the perfect open shower. How is it perfect? Let me enumerate. If you don't have the nude patch, your sim's nakedness will still be blurred. There will not be unsightly puddles left over to clean up. Although the sims are still prudes, with this, they will still get a shower after they've shooed people even if those people don't leave the area. If there's too many people ignoring the shooing, like downtown, they may still not shower, but if its in smaller areas, like public showers, they'll use it. Unlike many of the outdoor showers out there, there's no unsightly shadows or unmatching floor tiles. How many more reasons do you want? HP required.

What the...? A skin? Yeah, whatever. I like beatniks, what can I say? It's so-so, it's an amalgum of the mtv skins and the mime (what a thought). He looks a little snazzier in-game. And he's very soulful.