LOOT
In order to be a pirate, you must know what Loot is.
Loot is best described as something you get from someone else and keep. You shouldn't give it back, even if they ask really nicely. You should bury it on remote islands with cryptic maps.
Here are some examples of Loot:
1. Money. This is an exceptionally boring form of Loot, as everyone else seems to have it as well.
2. Gold. Very good, doesn't tarnish when buried, shiny.
3. Software. This stuff may no be very useful, but the best thing is, you can steal it, and no-one will ever know that it's missing! This eliminates any problems of the previous owners coming and getting it back.
4. Food. Perishable, but more edible than most.
5. Alcohol. This is the best form of loot, as it doesn't rot, and you can eat it. most varieties do require customisation
