Name: Steve "Lateralus" Sawyer
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Hobbies: "If I told you my hobbies then I would be arrested for lude conduct in 16 different states."

Status: RAOS co-founder, co-editor in chief, and official BBQ headmaster.

Last Heard Saying: "Who the hell are you and why is there a microphone in my face?"

Relationship Status: Just remember kids....bestiality is illegal.

Favorite Cookie: Oreo

Favorite Junk Confection: Twinkies

Favorite Website Hobby: Creating useless categories so that I can occupy myself at 4 in the morning.

Sean, forged in the heat of the Tennessee whore house...
Name: Sean "Slimboy Fat" Walters

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Hobbies: "What is this, how you say, hobbies?"

Status: RAOS co-founder, co-editor in chief, and official code expert.

Last Heard Saying: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Relationship Status: I HATE YOU ALL!

Favorite Cookie: Couldn't the question have been "Favorite Food"? Chinese food.

Favorite Junk Confection: Chick-O-Stick

Favorite Website Hobby: Pounding out lines and lines of code, spending hours of my time fixing it and getting it just right just to have someone say "I don't like it.".

Job: Entering day 189 of the "I Don't Care" Marathon!

Kyle, joined with the symbiote to create a gigantic jackass...
Name: Kyle "The Venomous One" Pittsfellow

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Hobbies: Watching TV, working on my Venom VS Spiderman collection, tea bagging...

Status: RAOS editor, protector of the innocents.

Last Heard Saying: "I like it chunky mom!"

Relationship Status: Single, I have a big dong.

Favorite Cookie: Nutter Butter.

Favorite Junk Confection: My own, it's not like I look at other guys...

Favorite Website Hobby: Not screwing up.

Job: Super hero/villian.

Hannible Teasing old bums, one dollar bill at a time
Name: Hannible James Alitory
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Hobbies: Wrestling

Site Status: Editor, and has just been promoted to Assistant Code Editor (shot of an exceedingly obese Sean sleeping in a pile of his own filth, while hannible is up at 1:19 in the morning maintaining the site)

Last Heard Saying: Thats not what you're mom said

Relationship status: Very, VERY, Single

Favorite Cookie: Pussy

Favorite Junk Confection: Cap'n Morgan's Spiced Rum

Favorite Website Hobbie: Porn and lots of it, while multi-tasking keeping this goddamn site working

Job: Student, and Wrestler extrodinair

Cynthia, yes, she's really a chick

Name: Cynthia "Zerofoxie" Hall

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Hobbies: [the Short List] Playing video games, evading fanboys, attending District 37 AMA races, cosplay (that's making costumes, and yes, I can make that kind), being a general anime otaku dork, speaking Japanese, making use of the Internet PMing, weaving HTML script, dicking with Acid Pro and Flash, cooking (I can cook~!), avoiding small children, sleeping, drawing, Photoshop CG-ing artwork.

Status: Editor and Columnist, RAOS' Token Chick (had to avoid lawsuits somehow...)

Last Heard Saying: "Me no speak Chinese!!" or "Chii? o.o"

Relationship Status: Holy shit. I'm actually off the market. *dumbfounded*

Favorite Cookie: Those lovely almond cookies you get at Chinese Restaurants. Mmmm...

Favorite Junk Confection: Frosting---refridgerated; straight out of the can. And Pocky. Any Pocky but coconut. I hates them coconuts.

Favorite Website Hobby: eBaying myself into poverty; shameless self-promotion.


Alex Touches himself a lot
Name: Alex "SupaBadazz Sweet Daddy Jonez" Gonzalez
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Hobbies: Going to school.

Site Status: Assistant Manager

Last Heard Saying: Do you want to go back to my place so I can do you in da butt? No? Well we can always go back to your place

Relationship Status: working towards being the only person on earth to ever get laid by a complete stranger in a luchador mask

Favorite Cookie: Chocolate Chip cookies with M&M's

Favorite Junk Confection: Black Lemonade

Favorite Website Hobbie: The Complaint Dept.

Job: Cart Monkey

The Ninja doesn't know how to use this damn website crap
Name: The Mighty Ninja
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Hobbies: Ninja.

Site Status: Editor, and official assasin.

Last Heard Saying: "Stop making fun of me just because I can't rorr....roll my R's!"

Relationship status: The Mighty Ninja wants another Japanese girl.

Favorite Cookie: Fortune Cookie

Favorite Junk Confection: Sashimi but it isn't quite junk

Favorite Website Hobbie: What website?

Job: Mighty Ninja Warrior

Anti-Hero, A real American Psycho
Name: Anti-Hero
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Hobbies: Leader of The Project R.A.O.S. Trained Death Squad

Site Status: Editor, Anarchist.

Last Heard Saying: "My Jungle Love, O E O E O, think I wanna show know ya..."

Relationship status: In Between Relationships*

Favorite Cookie: Cookie Crisps

Favorite Junk Confection: Molotov Cocktails

Favorite Website Hobbie: Doing the Guatamalan Hat Dance

Job: Death Squad Team Leader

*Side note from Hannible: "He got dumped like a biyotch!!!"