Ok Time for another Installment of AimPrank
Alex is fucking stupid, I Steve-O am the one who did this not Trevor. Anyway his commentary is in boldRage of the Mage: hey buddy
Rage of the Mage: I'm quite gay, convince me not to be
NaVaJuNkIe: hey
Rage of the Mage: please
NaVaJuNkIe: if your quite gay you might as well become full out gay.....
Rage of the Mage: my life has gone downhill ever since I got the AIDS
Rage of the Mage: I don't drink as much as I used too, and I only smoke an ounce a day
NaVaJuNkIe: well i am very sorry but it ain't my problem
Douchebag...
NaVaJuNkIe: i am not a shrink
Rage of the Mage: better than being a large
NaVaJuNkIe: haha funny
Rage of the Mage: what if I told you, you were my last resort, I have a lighter held firmly to my ass, and a fart ready to go
Rage of the Mage: I'll do it, I swear
NaVaJuNkIe: go for it
Rage of the Mage: ever since I lost my job at OPEC, everything is fire FIRE EVERYWHERE, I see fire when I sleep, I see it when I stick my face into the furnace
Rage of the Mage: my life is a shit
NaVaJuNkIe: then start sleepin in the tub
Rage of the Mage: it's gotten so bad that I see lights and hear loud horns everytime I walk outside
NaVaJuNkIe: lifes a bitch
Rage of the Mage: no it's a baboon
NaVaJuNkIe: maybe cuz your probably in the middle of the road
Nice gramur there fucktard
Rage of the Mage: hmmm
Rage of the Mage: I don't think that's it, I think it's fairies with huge eyes attacking me for my Nutrageous bar
Rage of the Mage: they're always trying to jack me
NaVaJuNkIe: uhhhhh how bout NO
you sassin me?
Rage of the Mage: well how about I explain the theory of quantum Fizzics
NaVaJuNkIe: nah thats ok
Rage of the Mage: anything to keep my mind off slitting my throat with a spork
NaVaJuNkIe: no no no no
Dude I think he's on to you
NaVaJuNkIe: you use a spork to gut your heart out of your chest
MAYDAY!MAYDAY! SUBMARINE IS BEING FLOODED, WHO INSTALLED THE GODDAMN SCREEN DOORS!?!? Think of something quick before you lose this one
Rage of the Mage: yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
*SLAPS FORHEAD*
Rage of the Mage: ohhhhhh
Rage of the Mage: then what does THIS thing do? *holds up a bottle cap*
NaVaJuNkIe: its used to clog up your esophagus
Rage of the Mage: I don't want to put a bottle cap up there
Rage of the Mage: ....are you trying to seduce me?
NaVaJuNkIe: you mean down there?? your esophagus is your throat
Rage of the Mage: because if you are I know a cheap motel, and I can give you my number
NaVaJuNkIe: no i am trying to INduce physical harm into your head
Rage of the Mage: WELL LOOKITY AT DOCTOR FANCY PANTS, WITH HIS PANTS MADE OF POTATO CHIPS
Rage of the Mage: at least it's not my spleen, or my gall bladder....I need those for experiments....yesssss experiments
Rage of the Mage: you do have potato pants right?
NaVaJuNkIe: nah
Rage of the Mage: I mean who doesn't, along with rutebaga ties
Rage of the Mage: no potato pants?
NaVaJuNkIe: no
Rage of the Mage: sheesh....where's your fashion sense
Rage of the Mage: wanna go out back and "shine the hood?"
NaVaJuNkIe: it went down when potato pants came into play
Rage of the Mage: what team are they playing for?
NaVaJuNkIe: nah thats ok i already washed and waxed the car today
Rage of the Mage: but did you "wash and wax the car"?
Rage of the Mage: *wink wink*
Rage of the Mage: fart
NaVaJuNkIe: actually i did getting ready for a car show
Rage of the Mage: oh "getting ready for a car show" ehhhh?
NaVaJuNkIe: yeah you know me doing the wet t shirt contest and all
Rage of the Mage: does it include "cars"?....and footballs, oh and do they have hot dogs? AND THOSE BIG COTTON CANDIES???!?!?!
NaVaJuNkIe: i think soooo
Rage of the Mage: oh boy!
Rage of the Mage: my dad used to take me to car shows
Rage of the Mage: except they were always in the shed, naked.
Rage of the Mage: with a poloroid, and vaseline
NaVaJuNkIe: uhmmm no
Rage of the Mage: lots of vaseline
Rage of the Mage: you calling me a liar?
NaVaJuNkIe: nah just callin ya sick
Rage of the Mage: hmmm, wanna buy me robotussin? and hand grenades?
Rage of the Mage: lots of em
Rage of the Mage: FIRE!
Rage of the Mage: where'd you go captain lolly pants, I was just about to shoot the fairies, in the face
Rage of the Mage: at this point, he has left
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