Ok so I'm chatting away having a laugh, when I decide to drop some chick I met yesterday a line, I jumped in with my usual inanly retarded lines. However she didn't find them too funny, in fact she insulted me. I never planned on pranking her, but since she wanted to be a bitch, I'll do the R.A.O.S. thing, and be an asshole who knows everything... EVERYTHING!!! you know how
boldmy commentary can behannible25: one time me and my friends jumped a
midget
extasy kissed: how politically incorrect of you.
hannible25: you'll find that's one of my more
politically correct way of putting things
extasy kissed: ok
hannible25: another time me and my friend
gangbanged a hooker, and didn't pay
extasy kissed: riiight.
extasy kissed: "me and my friend" is hardly a gangbang.
You just haven't seen the size of my cock
hannible25: yeah its about as true as the midget
story
hannible25: that was a typo
hannible25: if you sat there and tried to point out
every flaw in my writing then... well you'd
actually be sitting there quite a while
extasy kissed: mmk
hannible25: so what you're saying is you're
lesbian?
extasy kissed: how old are you?
12
hannible25: guess
extasy kissed: 12?
DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
hannible25: how did I know you were going to
guess 12?
hannible25: you're about 6 years off there toots
extasy kissed: so you're 6?
hannible25: you got it
hannible25: I'm a six year old with clear
knowledge on beating up midgets and stiffing a
hooker... In more ways then one
hannible25: omgroflmao
Like how I make fun of computer lingo without ever having to say L337?
extasy kissed: you're fucking stupid.
Gee what gave it away?
extasy kissed: stop talking.
OH NO YOU DIT INT!!! GIRL DID THIS BITCH JUST TELL ME TO STOP TALKING!?!?
YEAH, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IT BEAT HER ASS!!!
YEA IMMA SHOW DIS BITCH WHUS UP!!!
hannible25: yes'm
YEA THATS SHOWIN HER HANNIBLE!!!
FUCK YOU LAQUISA!!!
hannible25: I'm plucking my eyebrows
extasy kissed: good for you
extasy kissed: what part of "stop talking" did you not
understand?
hannible25: well you see I'm not actually talking,
I'm typing theres a world of diffrence
Stupid ass
hannible25: besides what did I do to make you so
mad?
extasy kissed: you're just dumb.
hannible25: I work for a site called random acts
of stupidity you shoud have come to expect
something like that
extasy kissed: "i jumped a midget...i gangbanged a
hooker...i'm a complete moron who thinks this is funny, har har
har"
Touche
hannible25: besides theres dumb and acting dumb
You just wish you could say that You only acting, these blatant ass lies are securing yo place in hell
Yeah, the throne
extasy kissed: no, no there isn't...you're dumb.
hannible25: ...
hannible25: DUMB LIKE A FOX!!!
hannible25: I crack me up
extasy kissed: you are the epitome of teenage boy.
Yeah I think it stems from the fact that I'm still a teenager, but I could be wrong
extasy kissed: now, go away
hannible25: and how old are you?
extasy kissed: 18
hannible25: well alrighty
Yeah, uh, that one really wasn't going anywhere
hannible25: people say I talk funny
extasy kissed: ok?
hannible25: do you think I graduated from
highschool?
extasy kissed: do you think i care whether or not you
graduated from highschool?
hannible25: I didn't ask if you cared, you see, you
seem to think I'm dumb however you have no idea
who I am or what I'm capable of as far as brain
power. I'm just wondering if you're assumptions
of me being dumb come with prejudice thoughts
of me not being able to complete highschool
extasy kissed: my "assumptions" of you being dumb come
from the way in which you present yourself to me. nothing more,
nothing less. the thought of you completing highschool never
even crossed my mind.
hannible25: they never crossed your mind till you
were presented with the question, which you are
avoiding
extasy kissed: i don't care if you graduated or not. if you did,
good for you, you let it go to waste. if you didn't, good for you,
you let it go to waste.
extasy kissed: whether or not you graduated really has jack
shit to do with it.
extasy kissed: your sense of humour is simply to offend ppl
with controversial statements. it's old, been done before, and you
do it poorly.
She got you there Alex
Fuck you Steve
hannible25: at any rate just because I present
myself as being dumb doesn't mean that I am,
even intelligent people laugh at the ludicris
thought of me jumping a midget
hannible25: ...I know you are but what am I
You like the way I don't make any sense, while making perfect sense at the same time?
you mean like now?
GO TO HELL STEVE!!!
hannible25: its not so much the statement as much
as when you actually think about the act being
done
hannible25: I don't care how controversial the
statement is, you just have to think for a second
about how funny that may look
extasy kissed: i'm sorry if i don't find it absolutely hysterical,
and my response to that kind of thing is not positive. i just think
it's dumb.
extasy kissed: ok, you gangbang a hooker. that's not funny.
WHAT!?!?!?!BULLSHIT!!! HOOKERS ARE ALWAYS FUNNY!!!
extasy kissed: that's disgusting.
extasy kissed: hookers do not make me laugh.
hannible25: then you have never played GTA3
hookers provide hours of fun on that game
Ah the GTA3 Defense, you can never go wrong with the GTA3 defense
extasy kissed: sorry bout your luck buddy.
hannible25: yeah, dang me for not being the
douchebag collage type who looks down on people
who don't go to collage, and minorities who do
Stupid, Racist, Asshole. Yep, that about sums me up.
extasy kissed: i'm not even IN college, and i'm DATING
someone of a minority group.
hannible25: I'm in a minority group, and I think
thats fucking hilarious
extasy kissed: good for you.
extasy kissed: idiots are not of the minority, pal.
hannible25: not in america
hannible25: especially not in america
extasy kissed: not ANYWHERE
hannible25: yeah idiots are not the minority
anywhere
hannible25: as long as there are human beings on
earth, there will be a vast abundance of stupidity
to go with each and every one
extasy kissed: YAWN
hannible25: the yawn, that must mean I'm not
funny, my armor is broken, my dreams shattered,
I didn't make some broad named extasy kissed
laugh
hannible25: I'm surely on my way to hell now
extasy kissed: what kind of person do you assume i am?
You mean besides a dirty whore?
hannible25: the type who will try to
overwhelmingly show off how smart they are by
pointing out how dumb somebody else is
extasy kissed: have i, in any way, flaunted intelligence? i just
told you i don't care whether or not you graduated from high
school and that i'm not in college myself...where does that
bullshit theory come from
extasy kissed: ''''
extasy kissed: ?
hannible25: the fact that you continously call me
dumb, and from that you try to present yourself
in an intelligent manner when you and I both know
that if you're not in collage now, you're probably
gonna spend the rest of you're life supporting
julio and his 4 kids, only half of which are
actually yours
Yep, Racist
extasy kissed: actually...i do intent on going to school, i'm
financially not in the position to do so now. whether or not i will
go to school is not your assumption to make.
yeah well you can "intent" on going to school all you want, with grammer like that, simply acting smart wont do it
hannible25: beauty school doesn't count there
missy
extasy kissed: i'm not entertained by your juvenile and
pointless fucking jokes, therefore, you think it's fair to say i will
be an uneducated mother, and support a mexican. how cool of
you.
extasy kissed: no, beauty school doesnt count, fucknut, but i
think nursing school does.
hannible25: yeah I'm just that fucking awesome
hannible25: sort of, until you take into acount that
nurses and doctors do little if anything to help
people in need
extasy kissed: you're so stupid.
Notice the way she she constantly argues her point with such brilliant statments as "you're stupid" and "you're fucking dumb" Genius, but don't quit burget king for a job in a firm, it might not happen
hannible25: tell me I'm wrong
extasy kissed: i want you to say that to me after you've been in
an accident and some doctor out there saves your goddamned life.
hannible25: I got a concussion a few months ago
and went to the hospital
hannible25: it took four hours to get a catscan, if
I was hemorraging I would have died in that
amount of time
Ok at this point, I'm just going to level with you, I guessed that word, I didn't know if I was right or not...
extasy kissed: do you live in canada?
LMAO not thats an insult and comedic gold at the same time. Stating that this type of stupidity runs rampant in canada (note the lack of capitalization) but no, this is 100% Neo-Rio Humor thank you very much
hannible25: thankfully no
hannible25: thats like a punishment from god
extasy kissed: well, i will tell you right now that if you'd been
bleeding from your brain, you would've gotten a catscan much
sooner than four hours.
extasy kissed: the symptoms of a concussion and the
symptoms of brain hemmorhaging are a lot different.
hannible25: how would you been able to tell?
This isn't an act folks, I'm really this dumb
extasy kissed: do you know how they tell the emergency of a
patient in triage?
Triage WTF!?!?! is that like the Triades in GTA3? Man I really love that game
extasy kissed: brain injuries have varied severities.
hannible25: so my five hour trip to the hospital
that day only took long cause professor cocklick
knew I wasn't going to die
extasy kissed: i'm sorry but had you been MASSIVELY
injured...and brain hemmorhaging is a massive injury...you
would've been immediately admitted into the emergency room
and treated for a very long time.
extasy kissed: chances are if you merely had a concussion
there was no need for a big rush
Yeah just a head injury NO BIG F'N DEAL FUCK STICK!!!
hannible25: makes me fell good when I get into a
car accident and I'm bleeding profusiously
they'll give me a band-aid and tell me to sit the
fuck down
extasy kissed: ppl come into hospitals with concussions all the
time.
Yeah according to her, a lot of people having head injuries mean that the more people who go to the hospital with a certain injury, the less damaging it is. My concept of time is still way off
extasy kissed: oh, you know what, i had a friend who was in a
severe car accident, who DID have massive brain hemmorhaging
and i will promise you he didn't sit around the ER waiting for a
cat scan. he wasn't conscious. he was AIRLIFTED to the
hospital.
yeah airlifted to the hospital waiting room
extasy kissed: and no he didn't walk out with a concussion
after being rushed thru the emergency room
Yeah, I'd imagine he couldn't do much of anything cause the sorry bastard probably died in the emergency waiting room, next to the guy having a heart attack, and the woman in labor
hannible25: so the all caps are supposed to put an
emphasis on...
extasy kissed: you've got a lot of nerve to think that doctors
and nurses should put that much concern on a minor injury.
ACTUALLY, when you really think about it, a lot of the people who's lives are saved at the hospital probably desearved to die, you see, certain people have a brain disease called "Fucking Idiot" that prevents them from thinking and acting like a rational human beings
hannible25: what really makes me feel good is that
when there is a serious injury the doctor who
doesn't speak english very well will be right
there to help me
extasy kissed: you have no point.
Apparantly she suffers from "Fucking Idiot" because can't see that the point I'm trying to make is that Hospitals don't always hire the best person for the job, its not what you know, its who you know
extasy kissed: so...because you didn't get a CT scann for your
concussion RIGHT AWAY...you think doctors don't help people
hannible25: never said that
hannible25: that was just AN example
Of the one example that I had
extasy kissed: among many invisible examples?
hannible25: Like the Time I was FIVE
hannible25: only invisible because they haven't
been presented twat sock
what cracks me up is after I called her a twat sock she didn't get mad about it or anything. So far thats the second reference to her being gay, I'm starting to think her "boyfriend" is really a woman
extasy kissed: let me guess...you skinned your knee and they
didn't give you a balloon?
hannible25: I love the way you seem to know
everything before it is even said
extasy kissed: i love the way you know what my future with
julio will bring.
hannible25: ...I WANTED THAT GODAMN
BALLOON!!!
hannible25: with a name like julio or jesus or juan
or hector, its not all that hard to guess really
extasy kissed: his name isn't julio, jesus, juan, or hector.
hannible25: you forgot sergio
hannible25: or is that really his name?
extasy kissed: no...no it's not.
hannible25: maybe you got the jungle fever
hannible25: tyrone, terrel, jerome, jermain
extasy kissed: god you're just one big ball of ignorant.
hannible25: from concentrate
hannible25: at least you're not gay,
hannible25: I know how them homenum-sexualls
pass the aids along sprinkling it on you from a
pouch
extasy kissed signed off at 11:32:18 PM.
VICTORY IS MINE!!!
I'm not exactly sure what I won, but it doesn't matter cause I won!!!
Hannible~
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