DramaMama079 |
A while back I schooled this guy in an unposted prank, in instant messeging, however he was a good sport about it and submitted this to redeem himself. What it lacks in size it makes up for in humor, my comments are in boldI went into a pregnant room and i wanted to bother a few of the mommies, i got one, and oh did I get her good.ANewbornStranger: hello....can i talk to you for a moment? DramaMama079: about? ANewbornStranger: my girl friend is preggo's and I don't know what to do. DramaMama079: do u want to keep it? ANewbornStranger: I know this isn't the place for that but I don't know where to turn. ANewbornStranger: I dunno. I guess but if I did where would I put it? DramaMama079: put what? ANewbornStranger: the baby thing. ANewbornStranger: I can't let my parents find out, they'd kill me. and her. DramaMama079: well how old are u both? ANewbornStranger: i'm 16, she's 34 DramaMama079: are u bullshitting>? ANewbornStranger: no, she was a teacher of mine at school. DramaMama079: hahaha ANewbornStranger: I wana be a good father and all, but I mean how. ANewbornStranger: what would you do. DramaMama079: tell her to get abortion ANewbornStranger: but thats wrong in the eyes of god! DramaMama079: what were u doing screwing a older woman how yuck1 I mean that's like me screwing 48 yr old man DramaMama079: I M 23 ANewbornStranger: she said she loved me, no one ever says that to me. DramaMama079: SO UR TELLING ME THAT ID=F A WRINKLE PRUNE TOLD U THAT SHE LOVED U U WOULD JUMP HER BONES? ANewbornStranger: ....why are you making fun of me, i ask you for help, and you put me down? DramaMama079: i DON'T KNOW WHY DON'T U ASK THE OTHER FEMALES IN THE ROOM ANewbornStranger: I just wanted your advice ANewbornStranger: are you pregnant? DramaMama079: i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL U, IF U SAY UR 16 AND SHE'S 34 THAT' MEANS UR BOTH IN DEEP SHIT DramaMama079: YES IAM ANewbornStranger: are you gunna keep it? DramaMama079: SASITORIAL RAPE EVER HEARD OF IT? DramaMama079: YES I ALREADY HAVE 3 ANewbornStranger: do you like bieng a mom? DramaMama079: YES ANewbornStranger: if you don't mind me asking how old are your kids? DramaMama079: 4,3,1 ANewbornStranger: are you married? DramaMama079: NO ANewbornStranger: you live in sin? DramaMama079: i HAVE BEEN WITH THE KIDS FATHER SINCE 1996 DramaMama079: LIVE IN SIN? ANewbornStranger: your not married, and yet you had three kids, god doesn't like that. ANewbornStranger: he says its sin. ANewbornStranger: do you love god? DramaMama079: WELL THERE'S ALOT OF OTHER FEMALES OUT THERE JUST LIKE ME ANewbornStranger: you have to love god, he loves you. ANewbornStranger: he loves everyone, even my new son. ANewbornStranger: I hope its a son. ANewbornStranger: do you have any sons? ANewbornStranger: if you don't wana talk to me, tell me so and i'll go away. DramaMama079: i am going back to the group ANewbornStranger: ok, i'm sorry, god bless you sinner. This ends my aimprank, the fact that she belived me is just sad. The fact that i schooled her on god is ten times worse. |