This was almost way too easy.
An introduction to this prank, I was bored sitting in a chat room, when this chick popped in and started quoting lines from "Bring it On" I was horrified, and everyone else was too. They let her know by gently telling her to "shut the fuck up stupid slut bitch!". So I offered them a solution...a gorgeous prank. Unlike Alex I am not formatting this text, you want entertainment? Then actually read through this...
Rage of the Mage: I take it, they don't like cheerleaders...
Sweetchic8709: i no but im a cheerleader
Rage of the Mage: I noticed
Rage of the Mage: I'm just a nerd, and most people don't like nerds
Rage of the Mage: everyone seems to hate everyone nowadays
Sweetchic8709: i no
Sweetchic8709: i dont liek nerdz
Rage of the Mage: yeah those candies suck, but nerds as in the group of people are ok by me
Sweetchic8709: oo
Rage of the Mage: oh well non nerds are missing out on life
Rage of the Mage: we appreciate everything to it's fullest
Sweetchic8709: im popular cheerleader pretty u no slutty if u want skinny
Sweetchic8709: im the tipacil popular girl
Rage of the Mage: Um I'm going to pretend I just read "what do you mean by you appreciate everything?" and answer that
Rage of the Mage: we appreciate art, romance, fine dining, menageries that involve human oddities and freaks, and cambodian sand hockey
Sweetchic8709: thats gay
Rage of the Mage: I didn't know those things had a sexual orientation but I'll take your word for it
Sweetchic8709: when i said that i ment relley dumb stupid faggish
Sweetchic8709: get it thru ur dorkie head
Rage of the Mage: wow you sure took a turn for the hostile!
Rage of the Mage: I don't know what I said to upset you...
Sweetchic8709: huh speeak inglish
Rage of the Mage: speeak inglish
Rage of the Mage: lmao
Rage of the Mage: you can't even spell the language you speak!
Rage of the Mage: that's classic
Sweetchic8709: omg i meant speek english
Rage of the Mage: alright let's start over, even though you spelled speak wrong again...
Rage of the Mage: I didn't want to piss you off
Sweetchic8709: dont act dorkie
Rage of the Mage: I just wanted to have a normal conversation with someone for once
Rage of the Mage: it's not an act...I'm a nerd, and don't think you're changing me yet!
Sweetchic8709: ok if u dont want to b a nerd where american eagel and abercrombie and like act cool
Rage of the Mage: just like last weekend in Laughlin you wanted me to go and meet your parents and I said no! but you kept insisting........sorry bad memories of my last relationship
Sweetchic8709: huh
Rage of the Mage: nothing
Rage of the Mage: so what do you have against nerds anyway?
Sweetchic8709: there gay
Rage of the Mage: don't you think that there's an advantage in being smart? especially in todays world?
Sweetchic8709: no
Rage of the Mage: Look I understand that all kinds of forward progress is being made in strip club pole dancing technologies everyday, but you can't rely on those advancements to carry you into a life of prosperity and happiness.
Sweetchic8709: i depend on guyz ther the best
Sweetchic8709: and sexi
Rage of the Mage: hmmmm I used to depend on guys too, but most of the time they can't get the job done...like my last girlfriend...they said in Laughlin they could take care of her for $500 and then they bumped it up to $700 wtf is that?!?!?
Rage of the Mage: so I ended up driving her out towards the desert, and introduced her to Louie, and that took care of that.
Rage of the Mage: Louisville slugger that is
Sweetchic8709: im confused
Rage of the Mage: me too
Rage of the Mage: what were we talking about
Rage of the Mage: ?
Sweetchic8709: i dunno
Rage of the Mage: oh yeah that movie with Tito Johnson "Revenge of the Nerds"
Rage of the Mage: it'll happen someday
Sweetchic8709: nerd suck
Rage of the Mage: that's what my last g/f said right before I told her "Listen Pam! I'm tired of you talking about my lifestyle choices! if you wanted someone who wouldn't cross dress you should have dated my cousin!"
Sweetchic8709: u a cross dresser
Sweetchic8709: eeew looza
Rage of the Mage: well not anymore...that stopped after Pam "took a vacation"
Rage of the Mage: to terminal dreamland lol
Sweetchic8709: u killed her
Rage of the Mage: killed?
Rage of the Mage: who said anything about killed?
Sweetchic8709: yea u killed her
Rage of the Mage: actually I didn't...you've just been IM pranked by a member of RAOS
Rage of the Mage: have a nice day! - Steve
Sweetchic8709: omg
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