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Ok this latest installment of aimprank features a former pranked girl. However, unlike most people she took it with a grain of salt, and not like a whore. So I was more then happy to post this prank



¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : hi
BrideOfLucifersCousin : bye
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : i heard you give handjobs for snickers bars
BrideOfLucifersCousin : I sure do
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : what about kit kats?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : but my hands crush
BrideOfLucifersCousin : so lay off before I rip your prick off
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : how about a fun size bag of m&ms and a melted slushie?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : only to stuff up your hairy ass
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : so if i give you m&ms and a slushie, youll touch my ass?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : with a ten food flag pole
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : kinky. what if i throw in a bag of gummy bears?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : then I'll stick your pimply face inside a gas station toilet and make you bob for tootsie rolls
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : no, i'm not into that
BrideOfLucifersCousin : too bad
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : could you slibber slobber on my jimmy jammer?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : we could have had some fun
BrideOfLucifersCousin : that is rediculous
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : oh, would i have to throw in a can of pringles and a vanilla coke for that?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : again, the gas station toilet for you
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : i told you, not into that. but if you are that's cool, i'll watch
BrideOfLucifersCousin : too bad
BrideOfLucifersCousin : would have been a blast
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : would you flibber flabber on my scrub-a-dub?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : no
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : what's the going rate for a flibber flab?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : and that is really starting to get boring
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : oh so you dont do that anymore?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : how come?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : tired of the goats?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : because, you cant make butter with a toothpick
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : oh ok. i'm not into the "it was like throwin a hot dog down a hallway" bitches anyway
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : got any friends who aren't quite so loose?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : no
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : you work independently then?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : you must have quite a candy stash
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : what's halloween like for you? not havin to work for your pay?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : or wear a costume?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : I want non of your m&m minis
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : ahh, i see. i offered other means of payment.
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : poptarts good for you?
BrideOfLucifersCousin : will shutting up be one of them?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : dayum, i just want to reach an agree ment you lollipop whore
BrideOfLucifersCousin : too bad
BrideOfLucifersCousin : I only pick my teeth with toothpicks
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : why you keep talkin about toothpicks, have your teeth rotted from all the sugar?
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : i know you work hard but damn
BrideOfLucifersCousin : sure
BrideOfLucifersCousin : I like to bite lollypops
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : oh, i'm not all about the nasty ho's without teeth, that's too low class for me
BrideOfLucifersCousin : then piss off
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : nice attempting business with you
¦¦¦dØwn¤ßa??¦¦¦ : goodnight candy ho
BrideOfLucifersCousin : night

Not Particularly funny, but she did a better job them me with some of the crap I've posted