Update for May 26, 2003 by Sean "Slimboy Fat" Walters
Steve, stop being a drama queen, O.K.? You ain't quitin', you've just been waitng for me to get www.projectRAOS.com up. And it is now. Alex? If you don't learn to mother fucking spell I'm gonna take a louisville slugger to your "boys". At least use a fucking spell check. I know that I'm not perfect, but while I was getting the new page up, I noticed just how horrible you really are. Get a fucking dictionary, BITCH.
I REALLY hate you,
Sean
It was bound to happen someday.
Update for May 12, 2003 by Steve
Sorry everyone, but I don't think I can do this anymore.
It sure has been a fun ride though hasn't it? Yeah it has, and that's why it's so hard to just walk away. But here goes...
*Walks into the sunset lighting a cigarette.*
Because SOMEONE had to...
Update for May 7, 2003 by Cynthia "It's About Damn Time" Hall
Just when you think life's going along perfectly, something HAS to pop up and yell "FA-KYU!!"
It's a law. It must be. It's a written law, lost somewhere in history, but it's there and will never, EVER go away until the universe swallows itself whole and burps out a cheery "Just kidding!!".
One thing about working retail at my age is that, well, it's working retail. Customers don't respect you because you're young. Co-workers don't respect you because you're new. And you know, I haven't worked a day yet that passed without someone asking me, "Do you work here?" What, the name tag and walkie don't give me away? Maybe people could tell that I actually work at Target better if I had a big red polo shirt with a big red bullseye on it. Oh, yeah. That's right. I ordered two of them, but they either a.) never came in or b.) no one realizes that I still work there so my order was sold to someone else because they had "extras." There's also option c which entails the following: my superiors damned well knew that I'm still employed by them, but someone who'd been working there longer bitched their way into purchasing my shirts because they conveniently "forgot" to order some themselves. This is very, very likely, and rather sickening, if I do say so myself.
Another horror of retail is that aside from being young, I am attractive and of the female persuasion. I'm also rather nice to EVERYONE, and for some reason, all of the above entitles me to a world of shit. It seems that the bitter hags that work in other departments can't take a cheery "Hello ^_^" without scowling like I recently spilled a bag of fertilizer all over the driver's seat of their vehicle. And I dare say that one of the highest-ranked women at my work tries her damnedest to pick me apart, and just today cut down my hours on Tuesdays so that I'll "stop being late" or some crap like that. I was late a whole *two* Tuesdays because my labs took ALL PERIOD and I wanted to eat before work, thank you, so go ahead and cackle to yourself while you rob me of a half-hour's work. I don't care. In fact, as far as many are concerned, I don't even work here, so NO ONE cares.
Yeah, well, haha. I'm going hunting for a new job. This one will be tax-free, and full of leisure. I'm hoping for a desk job at the college, or at least something cubicle-esque. I'd verily enjoy being stuck behind a computer all day. Yes, yes, I would. So what if I have carpal tunnel at 19? I don't care. I'll still type all day. Type type tippity type type. It's so much more appealing than having bitchy women glare at me all day. I can certainly put up with a cranky Windoze OS longer than I can put up with those inferior dolts.
And no, this was not a Blog-type entry. This was my attempt to save RAOS from being FAR too under-updated. So at least act like you enjoyed it.
Foxie~
War HOUGH
Update for 4-16-03
by
Well it would seem we've gone to war, and here I am for the past month with no update. I know a lot of you out there(both of you) reading this know that this resident anarchist must have a lot to say when it comes to war. But if you really want to know what I think, just click steves random though of the day. Go ahead I'll wait...
Ok with that said, I'll move on to my War in review, here it goes wait for it... No seriously just keep reading...
ANTI-HERO'S MARCH/APRIL WAR IN REVIEW
...dude, that was an awesome intro wasn't it? ok ok one more time
ANTI-HERO'S MARCH/APRIL WAR IN REVIEW
I don't know how you feel but thats just awesome, so quit haterizing and keep reading.
DAY 1
A bunch of college kids(well college age kids) are sitting around watching king of the hill. Luanne is doing something stupid...Again and all of the sudden the boring redneck cartoon is cut off by the news. While trying to decide which is more boring, they learn that anti aircraft fire is being launched. America has just gone to war.
DAY 2
America Bombs the shit out of Iraq
DAY 3
America Bombs the shit out of Iraq some more
Day 4
America Continues bombing the shit out of Iraq, Terrorist camps are worth one point, government buildings are worth 5, hospitals are worth ten, and schools are worth 100.
Day 4
recess. England sips on some tea, while obesse bully America pummels skinny sand nigger Iraq while france smokes a cigarette and pleads with America to stop. Spain just sits there and laughs
DAY 5
Ground troops are released. Fighting is compared to that of a blindman in a knife fight with a spoon Trying to defend himself from those fucking ninja dogs in shinobi, yunno the fucking annoying dogs with the swords in thier mouths. I fucking hate those dogs!
WEEK 2
An unholy reign of fire (not that gay ass movie with Matty Mchannagay) is unleashed upon the tiny nation(snicker)of Iraq. Despite the fact that its nighttime, the sky is an eerie shade of red. Spain continues to laugh.
Week 3
America declares Victory, the only problem is the war technically isn't over yet.
Currently
The Iraqi Regime is soo fucked up, we can send in the canadian army(with 2 navy seals and a drunk marine) to finish the job. Though somehow I have a feel our 3 guys will do most of the work, and the canadian army would suffer heavy losses.
I'LL BREAK YA FAAWCE!
update for 4-3-03
by Steve "I'm up to do someone, where and when baby?" Sawyer
So I haven't updated in a long time, but then again, that's almost expected of me these days. I don't seem to have the same initiative to run this site that I once did. We've done a fuckload of a lot to defend our pathetic little selves from attacks, and by dammit we've come out on top for the most part! Here we are today, 3 years and counting. So that's why it's my pleasure to inform you that I will be handing over my writing duties to someone for the next couple of months. I know you're all crying right now and asking your higher power: "WHY??!?!?!" But it's because I feel I've earned a vacation from the site completely. My writing duties have been very hard and laborious as of late (blatant lie) and I just had more important things to do (get high, play tenchu). Oh well, it's not like I didn't put my full attention and effort completely into this site (another really blatant lie) and it's probably apparent that everything I had went into this website (fuck I gotta stop lying). The only thing that remains unanswered now I suppose is who is going to replace me for the duration of my vacation... it's none other than the almighty one himself. You know what I'm talking about already don't you? Yep that's right, it's time for the return of the almighty RAOS Death Ninja. You all remember him don't you? Yep well I managed to pull some strings and get his writer's license back from the Japanese government, seeing as he was banned from using pens due to his ability to hurl them at tremendous speeds into people's craniums. But persuasion prevailed and all is well. So with that little HUGE announcement, I am stepping out the door. I'll see you people when I see you, and I'll come back with pictures, I promise this time, and by God nothing is going to stop me. Keep your noses clean!
And while I'm on vacation I want people to e-mail me, I'm too lazy to code a link, it's Rageofthemage@aol.com take care, peace.
Till then enjoy the ninja. Oh BTW everyone who writes needs to e-mail me, we need to have a convergance of all the minds of project RAOS soon. E-mail me soon.
News from my single-dimensional workspace.
Update for March 29, 2003 by Cynthia "Just Do Me Already" Hall
Following suit of other reality shows, I've stopped watching this whole conflict with Iraq. Or is it an official war now? Did we ever receive approval? Or was Bush voted off the island before he could fully form the proper aliances to seal the deal (and was it them damed Frenchies that convinced everyone to give him the boot)? I'm so behind in current events. I'd say I didn't care any more, but I honestly do. Because, you know, if there's a scud missle shower on its way to SoCal, I'd really like to know which coordinates I should avoid. Other than that, God Bless America, and may our troops deliver a righteous ass-whupping where whupping is long overdue.
There's many reasons why I haven't posted a rant here for a while. First off, Steve-o's rants are just so damned intimidating. It's like, how in the hell am I supposed to follow after that? Work has had little to do with this hiatus due in part to the fact that I'm picking up whatever hours everyone else doesn't want and can't be pawned off onto other departments (read: ~10 hours a week, yo).
I will hesitate no further, and will blame this travesty upon men. Yes, men. Men who have been handing me Anime hand over fist. Men who have been able to keep me in their home until near-morning. Men who, instead of wanting to call me a girlfriend, want to keep me as their own, personal chick and nuts to everyone else who wants to get to know her.
Yes, yes, I know that I should be writing rants instead of watching Anime. I could also be reviewing said Anime, but nothing has really struck my fancy as of yet. However, Ranma 1/2 has me captivated because it's wrong on SO many levels, so a review may spring from that. Also, Chobits is incredibly funny (the manga - comic - is borderline hentai, but the Anime series had to be cleaned up to make it more viewer-friendly on Japanese TV). For those into hot lesbian action, I've been watching Shoujo Kakumei Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena) because it seems like promising yuri. However, I'm still early in the series (ep. 16), so it hasn't done much except call Utena a dyke because she wears a boy's uniform. Whatever. Sorry to disappoint the readers of this, but I'll review it if it ever gets more "involved."
Also, Anime Expo is the first week of July. Being a cosplayer, a lot of pressure is on me to make the best costumes possible so I can look cute as hell. However, there's been a slight change in plans: I no longer am simply making my own costumes, but I'm making costumes for two of my friends as WELL. We're going to be there for five days, and have at LEAST one costume for each day...multiply that by three and it makes for one overworked, poor, and bitchy Foxie.
Until then, it's not like you care about me so don't act like you do. Give credit where credit is due because I have way too much to work on and too little spare time. Besides, I have a date on Sunday, so fuck you all. Roughly. Anally. With a table leg.
New Scum of the week, Kermit the Frog
