"Spermy Fucking Santa Clause Batman"
"Well, we here at Arm have absolutely nothing new to say or add, ...so Fuck You and kill a local priest." Ralph "Big Dick" Benoy

Jerkin The Gerkin
For the last month the universially acclaimed rock sensation Arm have been Awal.
Last we heard Danthrax Nasty, Muff Masher and Axe Master, was locked up in an anonymous Turkish prison.
Reverend Abortion, godless rot throat of bestial lust and Six String Messiah, was covered in blood stumbling down the dirty streets of New York, high on cocain and pissed on whiskey.
Injun B is down on his pathetic peoples home land ( i.e. reservation) and probally skining some buffalo or some crazy Injun shit.

If you happen to come across any of these men, except if your white and drift around Injun B than you should just run, please let these cunts know that the IRS is auditing there multi million dollar royalties due to the fact most have been spent on massive shipments of herion, cocain, and marijuana from Columbia.
P.S.Rock Like You Fucking Rape!!!!!11

Bloody Fucking Hell
After a little time in exetremem isolation, your Nuclear Heros of the Legendary Rock Legends Arm are Back for the Attack yet once more.
Danthrak "Muff Masher" Nasty spoke," Well first off I just wanna say Fuck You to all those pesty little cunts outside our Oakland show who were protesting our on stage execution of a three day old infant. You Fucks aint got no right to tell me who I can and can not kill at my own fucking concerts. Now that thats out of the way I will proceede to the buisiness at hand,we at Arm are currently looking for a session drummer cause our last drummer, skin lord Rip St. Whore, has mysteriously vanished into fat junky air and we cant seem to contact him. In being as so the Arm train to hell must never stop and in the long tradition of replacing our dead drummers we are happily auditioning fucks as we speak."
Reverend Abortion, mighty ogre and vocal god had this statement," Fuck man, I think I fucking killed Rip, did I say that out loud,...ohh shit. Fuck Man dont put that up, fuck what the fuck are you fucking doing you fucking cunt."
Injun was noted as chanting in the corner with his spiritual guide Peswick, they are not gay ass lovers even though they're constantly cought in the other room masturbating each other off to a picture of the Lunachicks.
After leaving his invisble tepee Injun B had this to say,"The great spirit has spoken, they day is at hand when revolution may come on the four strong winds of change.The white ghost's of Christ must fall when the storm gathers its legions and the warriors of my nation gallop through the fields as ashen spectres of a prideful past now arisen. Come redmen of death, silence nolonger taints you with scorn and loss, We Must Take What Is Rightfully Ours!!!!

My Moto
Reverend Abortion, vocal god and Axe Master, would like to take the time out of his amamzing and fast paced lifestyle to offer you Arm Armists and Manists nationally, and world wide his personal and widely held motto to success,...well Rev. what you got to say:
"Fucking thanks Dick, first off it fucking goes like this,to be as fucking great and supperior as I and we are you must adhere to this simple plain and pure genious of a philosophy. Always be rocking like you always gotta be rapeing the plentiful whores and sluts of America,...ahh yes I think that just about fucking covers it,...thanks and may fucking rape be with you."
May you all die this blessed Hallows Eve, burn the church ,... watch the Earth Die.

I Know I Am The Greatest
After many moths of scientific testing and DNA engineering and splicing we at Arm are proud to tell you Danthrax The Nasty, Rock Legend and Guitar God, has been found to be the greatest living human ever. Now some of you are all ready aware of this break through in modern science but this is just for the record.Now every one please bow before true greatness.
"Well thanks Dick,but this really isnt any thing new to me or my fans. Especially all them dirty groupie sluts that have had a taste of some real Man Meat."said Danthrax.
Reverend Abortion had this to say,"Fuck man , I thought I was the greatest,...ahhh makes no fucking difference to a fucking killer like me,...so fuck off I murder,...you fucks."
Injun B was quoted with this last statement,"The sun has risen today over the walls of my ancestors graves,...tears of mine did splash their boney memories that bereave me deeply me to see. Damn the white ghost and his wretched lives. They do not see the damage they have done,but soon they shall see the Injun wrath of fury.I have pieced together my heart out of the broken heritage of my people, ...this pains me so. Yet in such a face of imminent death I do not stager or back done from the white devils and there bang sticks,...I will die but many of my enemies will fall first. My people are a patient people and we know when the time is right,...The day draws nigh for our strike."
editors note:we at Arm do not support this Injun terrorist and his looney fucking toons way.I can see now why his people are no more and besides their heritage was a stupid joke that should no longer be told.

Enough Is Enough
Danthrax is currently in a self imposed exile due to too many,"fuck in assholes fucking with me"(as he put it).
We at the Arm family urge all assholes and dicks alike to shut their faggoty little bitch holes before you are tracked down and pummeled to death for being the little bloody cunts that you are.
Injun B. had this to say:
"When the four winds of my heritage wage our victory ride in strenght against the white devils we shall be honored with the spirits of the lossed and they to will fight along side us in grand revolt.Proud and mighty were once our creeds to a happy and wild open plain, but the white man came and stole our homes, our land, our women, and our lives for his bastard ways.My people are a strong and patient people and are time is at hand. No longer shall we prey victim to his unjust hand and heartless ways,...for we to know how to conquer.I will do all that is in my Injun B power to undue the tangled web of his cruelties,......white man,white devil indeed."

I wanna bite down on them pussy lips!!
During a random, and regular, band discussion about canabalism, necrophilia, and necrophangia the band has come to a collected effort and are now trying to find some one who will offer their body and life to the band.
" Fucking all we wanna fucking do man, is just fucking kill some one and fucking eat em.... is that so fucking bad,...whats the big fucking deal bitch." Noctis spit forth in his usaul inebriated manner.
"Well white man, I want to exact revenge for my peoples grief. Many a seasons moon has fallen before such vengence has been tasted.I feel the call of my fathers,... Oh Great Spirit Be My Guide." Injun B. pressed about.
All Danthrax kept saying was " I wanna bite down on them pussy lips."
Rip St Whore had phoned in, from an anonymous location, and spoke " Save me some ass,...mmm fresh fried virgin ass,...dont skimp on the meat."
"Now I've fucking murdered a few fucks in my time, but I only fucking pissed on their dead fucking poser faces. I wanna know what fucking human tastes like with lots of fucking cheese all over it, just fucking goey fucking, partially rotted cheese." Abortion was noted saying.
Again Danthrax kept saying "I wanna bite down on them pussy lips."
Injun B wished to sum it up with "My people are a strong and patient people, we will wait for the right time to strike back against the white man and his evil ways.I now raise my tomahawk to the winds of my ancestors and will surely greet them on the plains of our green buffalo feilds. I Injun Little Limp Dick of The Runny Cunts tribe proclaim to sacrifice the next pale skined, blonde haired, blue eyed whore of the white ghosts ways. Die White Man, Die. Revenge Will Be Bitter Sweet, remember the trail of tears. Our Red Skined Time Is Nigh."
Danthrax was again heard mumbling "I wanna bite down on them pussy lips. And What The Fuck are we waiting for, lets just go kill a slut or a prostitue,cause I wann bite down on them pussy lips."

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My Gun Is A Cyclops That Needs Your Spit !!!!!!!
Well devoties to Rock N Roll's Living Legends here the latest news fresh from the Grinder.
"Injun B. is currently in lock up due to a previous drug distrobution charge but soon, and we mean soon, he should be up and out on the road."

"Rip St. Whore is currently AWAL possibly because the cops are looking to speak with him on Murder, Rape, and Arson charges. Him being the only suspect we at Arm are wholely concerned about the Rock God's safety and freedom, we also have no doubt the cops will fuck this up just like O.J. so we do not lose to much sleep over this dear Legends life."

"Danthrax is passed out in a 3 day alcohol coma just to the right of me and if he doesnt wake up in the next 48 hours I will be forced to send for a ambulence. I told him not to take all that powder shit that he had no clue of what it actually was. But my friends this is where fuck it can some times leave you."

Reverend Abortion has this to say about the current struggles in Iraq."Fucking thanks Dick, well to get to the fucking point as fast as I fucking can I dont fucking really give a fuck who's killing fucking who as long as them fucking sand niggers keep fucking sending my fucking herion and fucking cocain, cause those fucking Columbians is gettin to fucking pricey,.....For Fucks sake man ,...I need to fucking get high,...ahhh FUCK."

In related news Stink Dick was in a nasty wood chiping accident and had his penial cavity and organ grossly amputated and shreded into tiny fragments.

Reverend Abortion had this to say."Fucking A man that shit must have fucking hurt. I mean my bitch fucking just grazed my dick the other fucking night with her fucking bloodthirty fucking teeth and I was like "The Fuck woman", "you wanna fucking die you filthy stupid fucking cunt".I then resolved the fucking situation by kicking all the sluts fucking teeth out with my boots. Fucking dumb slut,... now she knows not to fucking piss a real fucking man off.Damn fucking sluts, I dont give a fuck,... they fucking fuck with me their fucking getting the fucking back hand or the fucking foot of Metal.

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Support The Drug Abuse Of Danthrax Nasty Foundation
or:
The Where's Abortion House

The Studies Are In
We at the Glassgow clinic are proud to announce and verify a few Arm traditions.
1.A diet of toabacco and whiskey has been proven to make you cooler, and more importantly Rock Harder.
2.Drugs are good,they do not suck.
3.A healthy daily dose of any of the following bands is essential for the well being of any metal head:
Judas Priest, Motor Head, The Mentors, GG Allin, Sami Curr, Arm, Iron Maiden, and any thing which fits into the classification of TRUE.
4.Masturbation is good, but drizzling you jizz juice on a sluts pretty face is better.
5.Alcohol must be consumed at massive volumes at least 20-25 times a week if you want to be cool.
6.Rape is a healthy form of artistry and helping young women prepare themselves for the real world where all people are mentally raped daily.
7.Beating your girl friend or wife once a week is a proven method of stress relif and very fun.
8.Always do what Danthrax would do, helpfull to remember in any situation cause he ROCKS,and if you wanna rock too,then just follow the masters lead.
9.Satanism and The Church Of El Duce are the only true religions that should be practiced if you wanna not become one of the brain washed majority.
10.Send us your money, your sluts, and your drugs. This will help you feel better about your shitty life by doing others good.
Consider this a bible of Arm's philosophy but this one is ever changeing so be sure to just refer to rule 8.

Got Stink Dick ??
Well all of us at the Arm family are pleased to announce that currently out on parole and back living the road-eyes life is none other than Stink Dick Speed Freak.
"Well hello Stink Dick,"Arm's Big-dick politely asked.
"Would you care to elaborate on the sentence you were previously serving,all we can gather is it was due to some cunt thinking she's special and fileing rape and sodomy charges,and imprisonment claims.Yet the latter never being substantiated."Dick said with a glazed stare.
"Well Dick alls I know is she got what she had coming, or should I say what I had cumming in her huhuhuh,...alittle Roadie one o one in the humour department you stone hearted bastard, is what she got.What,..what is it."Speed spoketh.
"We'll I just dont think this is a laughing matter."
"Now Dick,if you had spent the best ten years of your life living in a cargo van,and banging another slut every night than you would see that all things have a humorous tone to em,...especially on a whiskey and tobacco diet." Speed spoketh.
A side note this is a fully indorsed Arm diet proven to make you rock harder.
"I think it may be best to move on from here.How was your time in the pen,did you become intro spective, or find a higher callin?'Dick asked.
"What the fuck are you on dick,you wanna know what my time was like...well it was boring or it was filled,or should I say I was,...just kinding a little Roadie humor one o one my good man.It sucked Dick,it really did suck nothing more need be said." Speed Spoketh.
"Alright,how about you inform the legions of newer Arm fans your prior statis,jobs,work for super group Arm."Dick inquired.
"It all started back in 70's for me Dick.Arm was just finishing their Hippie Rock Can Suck My Cock world tour,when I bumped in to,since long time friend,Keith Moon who introduced me to this foul mouthed druged up sadist Reverend Abortion.All he did was ask me if I had any LSD or ludes, and I told em I had no pills cause I had just takeen em. He didnt like that so he told me to follow em back over to the Under Ground Studio Of The Donkey Punch. Well when we got there, for me it was like coming home,... even though I had never been there. Well any ways after hitting up some sluts for drugs and a few pecker rubs we got to talking and from bout then on I was signed up for road duties."
" Well that must have been a changeing point in your life then, how so."Dick begged.
"Shit man,.. you are on something,... well I whent from living on the streets to a cargo van so, yeah it was a good change.Also I might add that thats when being affiliated with Arm started getting me more pussy."Speed spoketh.
"Well, I must concure that,... Arm gets lots of pussy and has so many groupies that they just get thrown and fucked about," Dick said with a grin.

Well thats all for now but soon the rest of this interveiw will be published for all you Arm luney's to gloat over and smite each other with the perverbial axed question of whose the biggest Arm fan.
Send donations to the support Danthrax Nasty's Drug Abuse Foundation.
The Where's Abortion House would like to commend the ANF for there donation of two negro skulls, but please next time just send money.