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Creepy stuff in woods near my house
From: Kikk0man | Posted: 9/5/2004 9:24:06 AM | Message Detail
And a very large wooden stick.
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From: TheFantasticMrS | Posted: 9/5/2004 9:28:58 AM | Message Detail
... GOD! What's with you kids telling a kid to get a gun? If he doesn't already have one he isn't going to be able to get one. A pocket knife and maybe mace would be good enough. Flash light too.
From: i forget my name | Posted: 9/5/2004 9:40:16 AM | Message Detail
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From: Kikk0man | Posted: 9/5/2004 9:41:17 AM | Message Detail
... GOD! What's with you kids telling a kid to get a gun? If he doesn't already have one he isn't going to be able to get one. A pocket knife and maybe mace would be good enough. Flash light too.

I had my first gun when i was 13
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From: Zasraik | Posted: 9/5/2004 10:37:47 AM | Message Detail
Heh, its a different part of the country. Although, yeah, I don't see why people encourage kids to get firearms. Next thing you know some hick is going to tell a kid to bring home made bombs.
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From: nick832900 | Posted: 9/5/2004 10:57:42 AM | Message Detail
Speedster, what day are you going to be back?
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From: Speedster | Posted: 9/5/2004 2:36:07 PM | Message Detail
Alright, I'm back. I live in the Spotsylvania/Fredericksburg area of VA. As for the guns, I don't actually have one, but I have a friend who has quite a few. I don't see any reason to call the police. They would clean everything up, and then we wouldn't have anything interesting left in the woods besides old redneck deerstands. I plan to go down next weekend and bring pics to all the non-believers. And that brings me to my next question...why is this so hard to believe? I mean, I'm not saying I found cages around this guys house with Bigfoot, El Chupacabra, and a manticore inside. Everything I've said would sound reasonable to me, if someone was telling me about all this. But whatever. The proof is in the pics.
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From: Zenko | Posted: 9/5/2004 2:43:56 PM | Message Detail
hey i belive him,if it were me i wouldnt call teh cops either,just get together my crew and bum rush some serial killers
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From: Genesis Dragon | Posted: 9/5/2004 4:53:58 PM | Message Detail
I'd probably be less likely to call the police, because I'd want to figure out this crazy crap before jumping to conclusions.

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From: Kahdjiya | Posted: 9/5/2004 5:13:34 PM | Message Detail
Um, are you going to explore the secret passageways? Cause that sounds like a seriously bad idea. You could get trapped, or inhale some toxic mold on accident. Or maybe the killer gets his kicks by waiting for some silly kids to wander into his trap, trapping them till you starve to death, and then EATING THEIR BODIES!! O_o
From: Hadoken 1984 | Posted: 9/5/2004 5:20:07 PM | Message Detail
Also definetly bring cell phones in case of an emergency and maybe even radios for each guy in your crew to communicate with each other while exploring.
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From: Satanicus | Posted: 9/5/2004 5:34:52 PM | Message Detail
I can understand bringing a cross with you if you're religious, but nothing more than a necklace. A bible? I suppose I'll let a small pocket one slide for the same reason. But holy water, come on. What would that do.

I've learned not to believe people's stories 100% unless I see proof (such as pics), but I also don't not believe them. I like to stay neutral in case it is false. That way I don't feel like an idiot.

P.S. Looking forward to the pics. I'd do basically everything you did, even the not calling the cops to find things on my own.
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From: Spiritclaw | Posted: 9/5/2004 5:38:15 PM | Message Detail
Sorry, but my BS detector is going off like crazy.

You find some house in the middle of the woods. Police tape all around it. Yet there's a BLOODY SCYTHE inside the house.

Either the Police didn't take it (which they most certainly would, it's evidence. You don't leave it sitting around in the middle of nowhere), or else somebody's been in there using a scythe in such a way to get it bloodied up.

You don't bother to call the cops about it, instead, you're going to go "investigate" the house and it's secret passages with a couple friends.

You're either a liar or a moron. Take your pick.
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From: FlamingFeCeS | Posted: 9/5/2004 6:41:47 PM | Message Detail
i wanna see pics
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From: DarthYoshi66 | Posted: 9/5/2004 7:15:12 PM | Message Detail
man you've got balls of steel
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From: corupted number | Posted: 9/5/2004 7:46:44 PM | Message Detail
damnit i was expecting pics at the end of this thing.

anyway, whether or not this is true, i find the story extremely interesting, strange/creepy w/o being too farfetched.

speedster, if you are lying, dont tell us yet, keep on w/ the story.

if you are serious, i agree w/ not telling the cops. btw, PICS.NOW
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From: Senor Rubio | Posted: 9/5/2004 7:49:11 PM | Message Detail
Yes, let's not call the cops, and leave the owner's of those skulls' families wondering where their loved ones are.
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From: BarbedWireSocko | Posted: 9/5/2004 7:50:32 PM | Message Detail
You find some house in the middle of the woods. Police tape all around it. Yet there's a BLOODY SCYTHE inside the house.

Either the Police didn't take it (which they most certainly would, it's evidence. You don't leave it sitting around in the middle of nowhere), or else somebody's been in there using a scythe in such a way to get it bloodied up.


Or maybe the Police didn't put up the tape. It's not hard to get Police tape.
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From: Satanicus | Posted: 9/5/2004 7:51:58 PM | Message Detail
He never said anything about the skulls being human.
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People will believe anything because they either fear it is true, or because they want to believe it is true.
From: Speedster | Posted: 9/5/2004 8:03:37 PM | Message Detail
That's a good point about those secret passages...I'll shine my flashlight inside of them, but not actually go inside. Yes, I'll aslo be adding cell phones to the list of things to bring.

You're either a liar or a moron. Take your pick.

I guess I'll have to go with moron then. Everyone says I'm the most "hardcore" person they know. I suppose hardcore = moron, for the most part anyways.
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From: Cranium8768 | Posted: 9/5/2004 8:10:33 PM | Message Detail
im pretty sure this is total BS but on the EXTREMELY off chance it is real, call the cops you damn MORON.

Anyway thats a pretty cool story it made me a little scared despite me not believing it, granted, i do get scared VERY easily (example:if im peeing i have to have the bathroom curtain open...always...i feel like some monster will pop out or something...

so heres a cookie for making it a little bit harder for me to sleep at night...and heres a negative cookie for making such an obviously fake story. lets see that adds up to *pulls out calculator* hmmm...negative one plus one...you have zero cookies, congratulations.

pictures, if fake, will grant you 3 cookies. but if the pictures are real you get 6 negative cookies for being a total dumbass and not calling the cops or anything...

as some other guy put it, you're either a lier or a moron, take your pick
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From: MajikHunta | Posted: 9/5/2004 8:25:05 PM | Message Detail
Well i'm not sure wether I believe it or not, but I do look foward to the pics, so tag
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From: Zasraik | Posted: 9/5/2004 8:28:28 PM | Message Detail
I can already see how this topic is going to end.
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From: Speedster | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:06:18 PM | Message Detail
What do you mean, Zasraik?
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Viewtiful Forever: Strike a pose that's just too cool, and
damage all the enemies on the screen. A killer technique.
From: GForce | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:13:23 PM | Message Detail
le tag
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From: will5557 | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:16:13 PM | Message Detail
im pretty sure this is total BS but on the EXTREMELY off chance it is real, call the cops you damn MORON.

I second that. If you are telling the truth though, there was a guy that lived down the street from my aunt. He had a meth lab and was caught on a routine traffic stop. His entire house/escape route was lined with trip wires and explosives. Just something you might want to think about if you are telling the truth.
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From: ShlogDW | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:19:37 PM | Message Detail
hmm... well i'm still looking forward to the pics. if they don't come, then i'll know its a complete lie...

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From: jshine7 | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:26:00 PM | Message Detail
What if the pics never come, and we never hear from speedster again? I blame all of you and your appetite for truth for the death of speedster.
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From: ShlogDW | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:29:32 PM | Message Detail
i'd say that if he never came back, he is either:

A- troll
B- dead

more likely being A

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From: Fado | Posted: 9/5/2004 11:37:07 PM | Message Detail
Or you know...he could like...tell police...and the it would probly be in the paper...and he coudl scan a clip of that...but you know....
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From: ganjagamer | Posted: 9/6/2004 4:40:06 AM | Message Detail
OMG teh Blair witch is gunna PWN yous LOLOL-I don't believe you.
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From: ganjagamer | Posted: 9/6/2004 4:44:10 AM | Message Detail
Thanks a lot for the badly written children's fiction.
I think you could be the next R.L.Stine!
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From: SSJ Cheesus | Posted: 9/6/2004 5:53:51 AM | Message Detail
Why are you people suggesting Bibles?

*Serial Killer is running at you trying to stab you*

You: Stop Heathen! Bow before the Bible! Which is basically a book, which is mistranslated and edited from the original Scrolls anyway.
Serial Killer: Argghh! You found my secret! I am actually Satan in Disguise! In fact every serial Killer is Satan in disguise! Screw weapons, all you need is the bible to stop me!
*You chuck Holy Water at him*
Serial Killer: Ohh come on now, that was just childish!
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From: Sim1138 | Posted: 9/6/2004 7:02:28 AM | Message Detail
You Americans and your guns...
Where I come from we just swing at each other with large objects. Not nearly as technical, but so much more fun.
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From: ganjagamer | Posted: 9/6/2004 7:23:34 AM | Message Detail
I'm from Canada too!
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From: VampireArucard | Posted: 9/6/2004 8:15:26 AM | Message Detail
Hmm, yeah, pics would be a great thing to have so we can all believe you. It won't make you look like an idiot as much if you had pics. :D
From: Zasraik | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:06:01 AM | Message Detail
What I mean, Speedster is, well I get the feeling that heres going to be a post saying something in the nature of "I found something strange in a cave/the basement/the attic and I'm going there tonight to take pictures of it, wish me luck." And you'll never come back, thus acting like you died. Of course, there is the chance that you are telling the truth (which half of me is willing to believe), even though you don't want to tell the police which is both stupidity and selfishness. Why? I'm not going to repeat what everyone else has said, "Theres a serial killer . . ." but I want to strengthen a point another poster made. What about the remains of people who have been killed? I don't think you'd mention animal bones, animals die all the time. However, generally humans don't crawl out into the woods to die alone. You could be looking at suicide victims or people who have been lost. That's all I have to say, I'm looking forward to your pictures, though.
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From: DinosaurJr | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:13:30 AM | Message Detail
hmm pictures need to be provided as this could be like many others have said a piece of fiction. If it is real, which i find hard to believe, you should immidiately report it to the police. But since no pictures are being provided then im enjoying the story.
From: piepants | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:28:53 AM | Message Detail
Half of me was thinking it was a true story.........until the bloody scythe.
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From: boogeyman3 | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:34:12 AM | Message Detail
Sorry, but my BS detector is going off like crazy.

Same here make this topic die...it's pure crap.

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From: GCLMSSB | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:41:55 AM | Message Detail
TAGGITY TAG TAG TAG!!!

I believe you Speed, good luck and i can't wait, make sure you take TONS of pics, bring extra batteries for your camera.
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From: Speedster | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:43:55 AM | Message Detail
If your patient, I will have pics by next weekend. (Probably Saturday) Today is Monday. You have less than a week to wait. I won't die (at least I'll try not too). I'll have friends with me and weapons. If you think I'm making this up and won't post here ever again after Saturday than just do this: click on my user name above any of my posts and look at where it says "Last Login". If I don't post here again, but I've logged in after Saturday, then you know that I was lying and you all can never except me on this board or others as well. Why would I do that? I have 760 karma as of today. Most joke topics are done with a newly created account and are much more "fantastic" (ie: involving demons, the scythe blood would have been fresh, I could feel an "evil aura" coming from the house, ect.)
But like I said earlier: Whatever. You can judge this situation after you see the pics.
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Viewtiful Forever: Strike a pose that's just too cool, and
damage all the enemies on the screen. A killer technique.
From: ShooterMcGee | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:47:44 AM | Message Detail
Make a new topic for your pics though so it's right there in the first post
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From: the bw faq is here | Posted: 9/6/2004 9:50:27 AM | Message Detail
Uh, yeah right. Why can't you take them after school with two friends?
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From: Speedster | Posted: 9/6/2004 10:15:26 AM | Message Detail
Sure, I could put them in a new topic. As for not getting them sooner, I have school starting this week and the earliest I can get out their is a day that I won't have anyone to go with me. So Saturday it is.
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Viewtiful Forever: Strike a pose that's just too cool, and
damage all the enemies on the screen. A killer technique.
From: Bear13inthewoods31 | Posted: 9/6/2004 10:21:25 AM | Message Detail
just read topic *tags* wow, thats creppy, my guess is that its some disturbed grave diger that like do ig up dead people but then was arested, thats my guess
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From: Stinkoman | Posted: 9/6/2004 10:23:00 AM | Message Detail
*yawn*
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From: carnge360 | Posted: 9/6/2004 5:48:11 PM | Message Detail
Tag And Bump
From: AlephZaku | Posted: 9/6/2004 6:24:14 PM | Message Detail
Is it just me, or does this scream Cal's Cutoff?

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From: Force of Seven | Posted: 9/6/2004 6:30:34 PM | Message Detail
Hmm. Sounds far-fetched, I'll wait for pics though. If they're really good fake ones I'd even be impressed :)
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