Jokes
Mood:  chatty
Topic: For laughter
Jokes from Christianster.com

1) bakit yung aso isinasandal nia yung paa nia sa
pader pag nagwiwiwi?

Sagot

*kasi baka sya bagsakan ng pader habang wiwi!
hehehe

2)ano ang sabi ng utot sa ebs?

*"pre ma-una nko ha!" hehehehe!

3)may lalakeng naka sakay sa mountain bike,
paakyat ng zig-zag road sa baguio. nabunggo sa
cliff ung bike nya, nadamage beyond repair.
madilim na ung sky, its about to rain na. naisip
nay na hu-mitch-hike sa unang kotseng makikita
nya. sakto, nung pabuhos na ung ulan, may nakita
syang kotseng mabagal lang ang takbo. dahil sa
pagmamadali, he forgot his manners at hindi na
sya nagpaalam, pumasok na lang. hindi nya
napansin na wala palang nagdri-drive sa kotse
( ! ). ang mas nakakatakot pa, tuwing may curve,
may kamay na pumapasok sa bukas na bintana
at tinu-turn yung wheel ( !!! ). hinintay lang nya na
tumigil yung ulan at he sprinted off sa
pinakamalapit na bar. pagdating nya sa bar, sabi
nya sa waiter, " 2 beer nga, bilis! ". while he was
drinking, may nakita syang 2 lalake pumasok,
basang, basa, evidently dahil sa ulan. kinilabutan
sya. tinignan sya nung isang lalaki, at siniko nya
yung kasama nya, " pare! eto ba yun? " tanong
nya. sumagot yung kasama nya, " oo pare, ayan
yung siraulong sumakay sa kotse natin habang
nagtutulak tayo! "

wahihihihi

4)paano napatumba ng langam ang elepante?
*sabi nya "buntis ako, ikaw tatay"

5)sa pre-school room may basket ng apple sa
right side ng teacher's table the teacher put a sign
on it; "please take only one apple... God is
watching..." and on the left side on it is a plate of
biscuits, the children put a sign on it; "take all the
biscuits you want... God is watching the apples."

6)A Filipino man on the 4th floor was waiting for
the elevator. When the elevator doors opened he
saw inside, an American man and another
Filipino man, so before stepping inside he
asked "Bababa Ba?" The Filipino man already
inside the elevator replied "Bababa" So, the
Filipino man went inside the elevator. When the
doors closed the American man asked "How did
you two understand each other, all you said was
BA - BA - BA - BA - BA"

7)bkit takot c nine (9) ky seven (7)?
*kc bka palakulin sya!

harharhar, lolz...

All about love
Mood:  a-ok
Topic: Express your love
Express Your Love

When love is in the air, you are the happiest person alive on earth. This is the reason why most people strive to find a loving person in their life. If you are one of the luckiest people who already have someone special, don`t hesitate to show your love toward that person. Always say "I LOVE YOU" to him/her because these words are magical, but keep in mind that word without action is meaningless, so say these loving words everyday and make that person special ( as in really special) in every way. One day, you will be amazed that your beloved ones love you more than you expected, and you will have a wonderful loving relationship with him/her.

All about love
Mood:  on fire
Topic: Generate Love

Ways to Generate Love

Speak to people.
-> There is nothing as nice as a cheerful word of greeting.

Smile at people.
-> It takes 65 muscles to frown; only 15 to smile.

Call people by name.
-> The sweetest music to anyone?s ears is the sound of his own name.

Be friendly and helpful.
->If you would have friends, be friendly.

Be cordial.
->Speak and act as if everything you do were a genuine pleasure.

Be genuinely interested in people.
-> You can like everybody if you try.

Be generous with praise - cautious with criticism.

Be considerate with the feelings of others.
-> It will be appreciated.

Be thoughtful of the opinion of others.
->There are three sides to a controversy- yours- the other fellow?s- and the right one.

Be alert to give service.
->What counts most in life is what we do for others.

All about love
Topic: Enjoy life w/ your love1s
How To Be A Better Couple
10 steps to enjoying each other better...

1. Be realistic about each other.
Don`t try to turn ur partner into something he or she is not. Let`s face it, guys-there`s only 1 Pamela Anderson in the world, and even she has had her implants removed! Give ur gal a break and understand that her physical appearance is NOT going to change overnite with the help of a few facials or treatments. And ladies, Brad Pitt has already been taken, so u`re gonna have to do with what ur guy is like! Chill out, love each other for what u are. There is more to ur partner than what meets the eye.

2. Always talk things out.
Now guys, I know this is not ur fave pastime or mode of resolving issues, but u know what? This works with the gals. Don`t make assumptions about each other`s feelings. Learn to xpress urself better so that ur partner undrstands what u`re angry about, or hurt about, or even happy about! When u stop talking to each other from the heart, it`s the beginning of the end.

3. Do stuff together.
Make an effort to do things together. Do some sports or involve urselves in some shared activities; something both of u enjoy or are interested in. It could be as simple as watching movies together, or jus strolling hand-in-hand down Orchard Road. Watch soccor with him once in a while though the green patch on TV puts u to sleep in 3 seconds. And guys, do give in if ur gal asks for another day at window-shopping, rather than suggest that she go out with her girlfriends for "that sort of activities" instead. If u`re spending more time with ur friends rather than with ur partner, it`s a warning sign that u`re drifting apart!!!

4. Meet each other halfway.
If he agrees to throw out that rotten T-shirt with the "The_Rock" print, u shouldn`t kick up much of a fuss if he asks u to keep ur room tidy. There`s gotta be a little giving and taking in a relationship, so learn to meet each other halfway.

5.Show ur love
Buy her flowers or candy or perfume every now and then, even if u have been together for 5years. It`s wonderful to continue showing someone that u care for him or her. Cook him a special meal, paint him a Valentine`s Day card. Knit him mini-socks he can`t wear ( like for decoration purposes => ), buy him a packet of milk for breakfast, or pack his wardrobe for him...so he knows u can still be romantic and loving despite having been together for quite a while.

6. Respect each other.
Stop making jokes about her hair or skin, or whatever it is u love to laugh at. Ask urself if she thinks if its funny. And if he has an inferiority complex about his height, stop ogling at tall guys and make him feel worse! Love is about respecting each other`s feelings and being sensitive to each other at all times.

7. Bury the past.
Stop bringing up the past. Gals..don`t bring up the happy things about u and ur ex to ur guy, it would just make him jealous or unhappy. And guys, don`t talk about the happy times that u had with ur ex or mention about her in ur every other sentence as it would make ur gal feel un-happy and she might think that ur saying all this b`cos u are gonna get back with ur ex or not interested in her anymore.

8. Sit on ur jealousy.
All of us go thru` spells of insecurity at the beginning of the relationship, but don`t translate that insecurity into jealousy. If u`re gonna go through ur partner`s mail and cupboard, and eavesdropping on conversations, u know something is wrong - with u!!! Jealousy is like a poison that slowly spreads thru` the relationship before finally killing it. Trust ur partner; love has to have trust in it.

9. Keep ur commitments to each other.
If ur partner is standing u up all the time and cancelling dates and breaking promises, u need to talk! If u`re in a relationship, make ur partner ur priority and don`t disappoint them if u can help it. It`s really terrible when someone promises to take u to dinner, and then calls to cancel it. Don`t make promises u can`t keep. If ur partner starts to feel that he/she is not important enough to u, u may just lose him/her.

10. Be honest.
Honesty is not scowling at how awful she looks first thing in the morning, or telling him that he has the biceps of a fly~! When we say "be honest", we mean expressing ur feelings clearly, not being bitingly cruel. When u`re hurt, say so, and when u`re angry, tell him/her, w/o getting hysterical. If u can`t be honest with ur partner, who can u be honest with? ? Love is also about honesty, and a relationship where no honesty exists probably isn`t worth it!

All about love
Mood:  suave
Topic: What matter most
The Most Important Things in Our Life

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar........and the beer.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends, your favorite passions--things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else--the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the
small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house, and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your
priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I`m glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there`s always room for a couple of beers."

All about love
Mood:  cool
Topic: Secrets of love

The Top Ten Secrets to Love and Friendship

The first secret - the power of thought.

Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help you recognize her when you meet her.

The second secret - the power of respect.

You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself, *What do I respect about myself?* To gain respect for other's, even those you may dislike, ask yourself *what do I respect about them?*

The third secret - the power of giving.

If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and unconditionally. Practice randoms acts of kindness. Before commiting to a relationship ask not what the other person will be able to give to you. But rather what will you be able to give them. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of what you can take.

The fourth secret - the power of friendship.

To find true love, you must first find a true friend. Love does not consist of gazing into each other's eyes, but rather looking outward together in the same direction. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are, not what they look like. Friendship is the soil through which love's seed's grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.

The fifth secret - the power of touch.

Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and makes us more receptive to love.

The sixth secret - the power of letting go.

If you love something, let it free. If is comes back to you it's yours, if not it never was. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive and let go of past hurts, and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, ego's and conditions. "Today I let go of all my fears, the past has no power over me-today is the beginning of a new life".

The seventh secret - the power of communication.

When we learn to communicate openly and honestly, life changes. To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know that you love them and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say those three magic words: *I Love You* Never let an opportunity pass to praise someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word- it could be the last time you see them. If you were about to die but could make telephone calls to people you loved, who would you call, what would you say and...why are...you waiting?

The eighth secret - the power of commitment.

If you want to have love in abundance, you must be commited to it, and that commitment will be reflected in your thoughts and actions. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be commited to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile relationship from a strong one.

The ninth secret - the power of passion.

Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone, it comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. Passion can be recreating past experiences when you felt passion. Spontaneity and surprises produce passion. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.

The tenth secret - the power of trust.

Trust is essential in all loving relationships. Without it one person becomes suspicious, anxious and fearful and the other person feels trapped and emotionally suffocated. You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. One of the ways you can tell whether a person is right for you is to ask yourself, *Do I trust completely and unreservedly?* If the answer is *no*, think carefully before making a commitment.

All about love
Mood:  sharp
Topic: Love doesn't keep score

Sharing in love does not mean keeping a balance

sheet of who is doing what and who is doing more.

There will be times when we must give more than

we get, but there will be other moments when we

will need and receive more than we are able to

give. Keeping score belongs in competitive

sports, not in a mutually supportive

relationship. True love is wanting to give to

another person without any thought about who's

getting the better of the deal.

Of all the games that lovers play, this can be

one of the most delicate. When the , the players

are mature enough and care enough to stop

keeping score, the contest is over. Love has

declared another victory.

Written by Leo Buscaglia

All about love
Mood:  d'oh
Topic: Expectation to loveones

When you love someone, you should not expect that person will give you the same amount of your love or greater than yours because you cannot make him/her. Remember, the more you demand, the less you will get. So the best thing you can do is to accept the person as he/she is.

In addition, If your beloved makes you feel less special, do not presume in an instant that he/she does not love you anymore or he/she may leave you because there are circumstances in our life that we need to prioritize first before anything else. This happen to every person, so try to understand the situation first before you derive to a conclusion that there is something wrong. If and only if, he/she always does something that makes you feel unimportant. Then, think what is the probable cause. If it's you, try to change; if it's him/her, try to observe why he/she is being like that. Sooner or later, you will know the reason.

Futhermore, if he/she treated you badly, do not give more love and presume that you're going to win his/her love because he/she will treat you more badly, and probably he/she will love you less and you will feel helpless in the end.

Comments
Mood:  happy
Topic: To readers

How do you find my page?

Mood:  special
Topic: Thankfulness
First and foremost, I would like to thank GOD for giving me life; without HIM, I am nothing. Second, I`d like to thank my parents who give me so much love and who attends all of my needs. Third, I am grateful to all the people who once became part of my life because they thought me a lot of things on how would I become a better person. Fourth, I am thankful to have admirers. They really inspire and motivate me to reach my goals in life. Fifth, I`m happy to know that there are people who need my assistance and help. They give so much meaning to my life.