Jokes
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Topic: For laughter
Jokes from Christianster.com

1) bakit yung aso isinasandal nia yung paa nia sa
pader pag nagwiwiwi?

Sagot

*kasi baka sya bagsakan ng pader habang wiwi!
hehehe

2)ano ang sabi ng utot sa ebs?

*"pre ma-una nko ha!" hehehehe!

3)may lalakeng naka sakay sa mountain bike,
paakyat ng zig-zag road sa baguio. nabunggo sa
cliff ung bike nya, nadamage beyond repair.
madilim na ung sky, its about to rain na. naisip
nay na hu-mitch-hike sa unang kotseng makikita
nya. sakto, nung pabuhos na ung ulan, may nakita
syang kotseng mabagal lang ang takbo. dahil sa
pagmamadali, he forgot his manners at hindi na
sya nagpaalam, pumasok na lang. hindi nya
napansin na wala palang nagdri-drive sa kotse
( ! ). ang mas nakakatakot pa, tuwing may curve,
may kamay na pumapasok sa bukas na bintana
at tinu-turn yung wheel ( !!! ). hinintay lang nya na
tumigil yung ulan at he sprinted off sa
pinakamalapit na bar. pagdating nya sa bar, sabi
nya sa waiter, " 2 beer nga, bilis! ". while he was
drinking, may nakita syang 2 lalake pumasok,
basang, basa, evidently dahil sa ulan. kinilabutan
sya. tinignan sya nung isang lalaki, at siniko nya
yung kasama nya, " pare! eto ba yun? " tanong
nya. sumagot yung kasama nya, " oo pare, ayan
yung siraulong sumakay sa kotse natin habang
nagtutulak tayo! "

wahihihihi

4)paano napatumba ng langam ang elepante?
*sabi nya "buntis ako, ikaw tatay"

5)sa pre-school room may basket ng apple sa
right side ng teacher's table the teacher put a sign
on it; "please take only one apple... God is
watching..." and on the left side on it is a plate of
biscuits, the children put a sign on it; "take all the
biscuits you want... God is watching the apples."

6)A Filipino man on the 4th floor was waiting for
the elevator. When the elevator doors opened he
saw inside, an American man and another
Filipino man, so before stepping inside he
asked "Bababa Ba?" The Filipino man already
inside the elevator replied "Bababa" So, the
Filipino man went inside the elevator. When the
doors closed the American man asked "How did
you two understand each other, all you said was
BA - BA - BA - BA - BA"

7)bkit takot c nine (9) ky seven (7)?
*kc bka palakulin sya!

harharhar, lolz...