| Welcome
to the step-by-step walkthrough which will introduce you the many
colourful characters of the Mushroom Mafia (which I have given two
dimensional birth to) and hopefully clear things up a little bit for
you so you won't be as confused when you read the
comics. But really, don't think about how much sense
this makes. That would defeat the entire purpose of it all.
These
sketches and doodles were all done on graph paper in both science
and math class in my states of sheer boredom.
(pssst!
click the picture to enlarge!)
The squirrel in the top left corner is Dingo. He's one of the Japanese Spontaneously Combusting SquirrelZ. The only difference is he's Australian, wears a
pink head band, and can never seem to explode right. When Dingo
does try to explode, he either farts, or goes MINT! and his tail catches on fire.
Then there is the grinning face... ignore that.
See the strawberry with the camera? Good. That is a Strawberry
Spy (well, the prototype anyways, it's different looking now but not by much). Strawberry Spies are peaceful and fun loving
fruits (blame my religion comic) who have hippie tendencies and are spies because we can't get them to actually cause physical harm to anyone no matter how vile they may be.
The "Tostitos Terror" (we're working on that copyright law) is still under major construction. We're thinking of making more of a giant wave of salsa with tortilla chip fangs. It is created when the Salsa
Soldiers (the tomato, pepper, and onion below) combine together to form this gigantic beast of a monster. Yes, every series needs a giant transformer beast, it wouldn't be right without one.
Note: The Tostitos Terror recently underwent a complete face
lift/make over and is in fact a giant wave of salsa with tortilla
chip fangs. It names is also now the "Tortilla
Terror" and stars in a comic where it takes on the Carbonara
Creamer. This has yet to be coloured and scanned but will be
up in the near future.
The fish is a Sushi Samurai. These are Tai-Chi, Kung-Foo, Karate, Judo, etc... trained fish who are summoned to wreak
havoc the oriental way. (That is, when they're not being smothered in
Saké by Sushi Man)
Take no notice of the music notes and
Fuzzball (the wee big eyed fluffy thing. He has nothing to do with the MM).
Next is the Ninja Chicken, the oldest and most cherished of
all. (according to those of us who founded the MM. Good ol' No Cash Nash!) This poultry is packed with skill and are the special elite force of the Mushroom Mafia. Usually called
in to help with the most dangerous of missions, this poultry packs punch!
The snake and the thing in diapers are once again
irrelevant. Lintball and Sammy Snake are my own cartoon characters from different stories and comics and once again have nothing to do with the Mushroom Mafia.
The Mafia Mushrooms speak for themselves. Italian
portabella mushrooms which make deals with the dirtiest of criminals. They greatly repay favours but remember, one deal with them and
THEY OWN YOU!!!
The potato is a Potato Pulveriser. Idiotic and tribal, these spuds have no
fear (or intelligence) and charge right into battle, pitchforks and spears at the ready.
The peanut is a certified Peanut
Bomber (I love these guys to pieces!). They lob shells at enemies, get
it? (Well I thought it was cute...)
Once again, ignore the Snitch, Kirby, and Monkey Man. Those are
specimens of my boredom in class.
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