What the heck is this crap?
(Read and find out.)

The Current Mangling
(The classic we're presently destroying.)

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(Our projects need stuff.)

Progress of Current Mangling
(So far we're -70% done! Yay!)

View Previous Manglings
(Past mockeries of timeless classics.)