hi this is the joke page what is as funny as ever!
why did the elephant bring toilet paper to his party? because he is a party pooper
what do you call a dog with no legs?it dos not matter because he will not come to you
what do you call a guy by your front door with no legs or head? matt!
what do you call a sheep with no legs? a cloud!
MAN:doc doc im going to die in 57 sec. DOC:ill see you in a min
A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. "I'm free, I'm free!" he shouted. "So what," said a little girl. "I'm four."
PETER: mum im to tired to do my homework MUM: dont be silly-hard work never killed anyone yet PETER: but why should i risk beind the first?
what goes CROAK!CROAK!when its misty?a froghorn
where do ghosts get their jokes?they have a crypt writer
MAN:doctor,doctor,everyone keeps ignoring me.DOCTOR:next please!
where do cows go to have fun?to the mooovies
why was 6 afraid of 7?because 7 8 9
why wont cannibals eat clowns?because they taste funny
what do you get if you call 666?a policeman walking on his head
BOY:what football team do you support?GIRL:none,my legs support me!
what did the traffic light say to the lorry?dont look im changing!
why didnt the skeleton jump off the diving board?because he had no guts!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!!!!
what do you call a cow who eats grass?a lawn moo-er
what do you call a fish with no eyes?a fsh
what is the easiest way to count cows?use a cowculator
what do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?a doyouthinkesaus
what does an angry kangeroo do? they get hopping mad
what is a cow that eats grass?a lawn-mooer
which insect tells time?a clock-roach
why did the baseball player go to jail?because he stole second base
whats a crocodile's fab card game?snap
why do sharks live in salt water?because pepper water makes them sneeze
what do cats eat for breakfast?mice-crispies
what did the cow say to the horse?why the long face?
what do frogs eat at parties?croak-a-cola
whats an ape's fab cookie?chocolate chimp
what did the alien say to the puzzle?i come in peace,you come in pieces
Copyright ©2004 Jessica Gilby
