what do you call a dog whos owned by dracula?a blood hound!!
why dose not dracula have any friends?because hes a pain in the neck!!
MONSTER:doctor, doctor,how do I stop my nose from running?DOCTOR:stick out your foot and trip it up!!
MONSTER:doctor,doctor,I think im a bridge!!DOCTOR:ow dear what come over you?MONSTOR:six cars five bus's and a truck!!
what did the boy slug say to another girl slug when the she went of?i'll see you next slime!!
what's a snake's fab dance? rattle and roll!!
why are snake's hard to fool?they have no leg to trip!!!
what do's a monster say when he first meets you?im please to eat you!!!
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