Alcoholic Kind of Mood

	Oh no, my dad's in his boxers again, I can't look		I think I'm gonna be sick	Getting Steve drunk is the first step in my evil plan
	Why are they always picking on me?		Are you looking at my heinny
	Unless you've brought me another drink, go away			One big happy family
I wonder how his lipstick got so smudged	How do we know Steve's drunk? Because he's drumming on imaginary objects		Look behind Steve.  I wonder who's arm that is.	No, really, I'm completely stober