Alcoholic Kind of Mood

	I am your Queen and shall be treated as such		The perfect gift! Now I can eat myself!	Kids, don't drink or else you'll end up like these freaks.
Everyone make their tough guy face	Steve gave so many blow jobs his face stuck that way		A camera crew and me without my face on!
		Look, she's wearing a Limp Bizcuit shirt
No Steve, I'm not laughing at your size		Oh sure, he hits on the camera man but does he ever give ME a second glance?	Don't hate me because I'm beautiful