Announcer>I’m going to get a doctor.
Hercule>No!!!!!!
An hour later……
Hercule>My uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh a** hurts.
Announcer>You’re a** hurts.
Hercule>I have a** cancer, I forfeit.
Announcer>Out of Hercule’s 96 pains his a** cancer is the only one that still hurts.
Hercule>Shut up!!!
Announcer>Hercule forfeits the match Goku, the winner!
Announcer>The next bout is Mighty Mask (Trunks on top Goten on bottom) VS. #18 then we’ll have the semi finals.
Mighty Mask and #18 step onto the ring.
#18 runs at Mighty Mask, Goten kicks her.
#18>Little s*** head!
#18 blasts Mighty Mask.
Mighty Mask flies in the air.
Trunks>W****!
Trunks blasts #18, but misses.
Goten>You suck!!
Trunk hits Goten’s head over and over.
Announcer>Mighty Mask Why are you hitting yourself again?
Trunks>I’m horny d******.
#18 flies at Mighty Mask, Mighty Mask hits her she falls out of the ring.
Announcer>Mighty Mask wins!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer>Now the semi finals Mr.Popo VS. Gohan and Goku VS. Mighty Mask.
Mr.Popo and Gohan step into the arena.
Gohan charges up to SS2.
Gohan>Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan runs to the side of Mr.Popo and hits him with the side of his hand.
Mr.Popo’s fat makes Gohan’s hand bounce back into his face and knocks him out of the ring.
Announcer>Mr.Popo wins!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Popo>P****
Announcer>Are next bout is Goku VS. Mighty Mask! Goten on top and Trunks on the bottom, then the finals!!
Goku and Mighty Mask step into the ring.
Goku runs at Mighty Mask.
Goten>Kamekameha!
Kamehameha wave hits Goku.
Goku starts to cry like a big ol’ baby.
Audience, announcer, the Z fighters, and Mighty Mask laugh.
Goku>F*** you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku blasts Mighty Mask.
Mighty Mask slams Goku’s head into his knee.
Goku is unconscious.
Announcer>Mighty Mask wins!!!!!!!!!!, next bout is Mighty Mask(Trunks on top and Goten on bottom) VS. Mr.Popo!
Mighty Mask and Mr.Popo step into the ring.
Announcer>Fight!!!!!!!
Mr.Popo runs at Mighty Mask.
Mr.Popo>Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Popo almost hits Mighty Mask.
Goten>Trunks put your arm in.
Trunks puts his arm in and Goten puts his out.
Trunks and Goten>KameKameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goten and Trunks fire a Kamehameha at Mr.Popo.
Mr.Popo>Mr.Mofo attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Popo fires a blast at Mighty Mask’s Kamehameha wave.
Mr.Mofo Attack has more power and shoots Mr.Mofo attack, and Kamehameha wave in Mighty Mask’s face.
Knocks Mighty Mask unconscious.
Announcer>Mr.Popo is the champion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience>Mr.Popo, Mr.Popo, Mr.Popo!
Mr.Popo>Where’s my money!!!!?
Announcer>Right here Mr.Popo.
Hands Mr.Popo $999,999,999,999,999.99
Krillen in hospital watching TV.
Krillen>D******
Goten>Trunks.
Trunks wakes up.
Trunks>What?
Goten>Fat a** won!
Trunks>F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr.Popo>Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator>And so Mr.Popo won. Krillen, #18, and Maron moved to the hills until Krillen found oil and moved to Beverly Hills. Gohan and Videl got married, Goten and Trunks spent there 2nd place prize money selfish and useless items, Kurrin killed Yadjarobi, Vegita still feels the pain of Mr.Popo’s Atomic Wedgie, Cell and Freeza got married, Hercule was still known as Worlds Strongest, Master Roshi married 2 super models! That’s right two super models!, nothing happened to Piccolo, and Mr.Popo spend all his money on drugs and boozes.