Jerry>Hey welcome back, are guest today say there lovers are treating them like crap.

Jerry>Meet Luanch, Luanch says she's down in the dumps, what’s going on Luanch?

Luanch>My boyfriend treats me very bad he puts me in a dumpster seals it shut and pushes it out to sea.

Audience>He is a loser, he is a loser, he is a loser.

Jerry>Lets bring him out.

Tien comes out.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Tien>I always hated you!!!!!

Luanch>We’ll I found someone better.

Jerry>lets bring him out.

Master Roshi comes out.

Tien runs at Master Roshi.

Steve runs onto stage.

Audience>Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.

Luanch>Lets have a 3some.

Tien>H*** no!

Audience>3some with Jerry, 3some with Jerry, 3some with Jerry.

Jerry> There’s more to this story, will be back.

Later……

Jerry>Welcome back if your just joining us Luanch has been treated badly by Tien and left him for Master Roshi.

Jerry>But you have someone in your life Master Roshi.

Master Roshi>Yes.

Two realy hot models walk out.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Luanch tries to kick there a****.

Audience>Sit down w****, sit down w****

Jerry>Will be back.

Later………..

Jerry>And now for my final thought, when you want to get your groove back your really looking for something inside. And to the son who sleeping with his mother well that’s just strange. And to the 8 lesbians who all like one girl, that’s just cool. Till next time take care of your self and each other.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

Jerry Springer credits roll through next part….

Steve>Hey welcome to Steve’s corner, I’m here with Tien.

Steve>So Tien your member of Z warriors.

Tien>Yeah.

Steve>So could Todd and me be Z warriors.

Tien>We’ll you break up fight between 300 gays trying to kill each other, so yeah, maybe Todd too.

Steve>Make sure to watch out for a new DragonBall series with Todd and me.

Author>Yeah Goku was dead, the youth tournament never took place, and the other stuff, but let me ask you a question! How did Krillen not die when he has his mouth closed with no nose? How come Goku was found Mt.Puazu, but in the Saiyan saga Gohan sees it in a different place? Can’t anwser, huh? Look out for this story’s sequel.

The End?