Trunks>Im coming!
Mighty Mask and Jackie Chun step onto the arena.
Jackie Chun runs at Mighty Mask.
Trunks>Goten kick him!!!
Goten kicks, but misses.
Trunks>What the H*** was that?
Trunks hits Goten in the face over and over.
Goten bashes his head against Trunk’s nuts.
Announcer>Uhh Mighty Mask why are punching yourself in the nuts.
Trunks>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………I’m horny!!
Announcer>Ok?
Announcer>What a freek.
Goten>Lets switch places!
Trunks>Ok!
Trunks falls down and Goten jumps up.
Goten>Kamekameha!!!!
Goten blasts Jackie out of the ring.
Trunks and Goten>Yeah!!!!!!!!
Announcer> Mighty Mask wins!!!!!!!!
Announcer>The quarter finals will take place in a minute.
In the audience…….
Far away figure>Tien!
Yamcha>Who’s that?
Tien>Oh no!
Yamcha>Its Launch.
Luanch sits down next to Tien.
Luanch>Tien I found you.
Tien>Hey Luanch.
Luanch>I just came to ask you a question.
Tien>What?
Luanch>Would you like to go for a walk on the beach?
Tien>……..Yeah!
Tien>Lets go right now.
Later…….
Tien>Hey Launch!
Luanch turns around.
Tien>Solar Flare!!!!!
Tien grabs Luanch and flies 900 miles and drops her in a dumpster and seal the lid with duck tape and pushes it out to sea.
Meanwhile…..
Announcer>Mr.Popo VS. Chiaotzu is are next bout.
Mr.Popo and Chiaotzu step into the arena.
Announcer>Do you have any words for Chiaotzu?
Mr.Popo>That smell is the Popo cookin’!
Announcer>Fight!!!
Chiaotzu uses mind freeze.
Chaiotzu>Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chiaotzu does a flying kick and kick Mr.Popo’s head.
Mr.Popo is released from mind freeze grabs Chiaotzu’s leg and spins around then releases Chiaotzu.
Chiaotzu’s head gets smashed into the wall and
Chiaotzu falls on the ground.
Mr.Popo>Yeah!!!!
Announcer>Mr.Popo wins!!!!!!!!
Annoucer>Are next bout is Krillen VS. Gohan.
Announcer>……. It seems Krillen cant fight because of his injury, Gohan wins.
Gohan>Hey can I say something?
Announcer gives Gohan microphone.
Gohan>Piggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oolong and Sharpener>I’ll kill you!!!!
Oolong>Theres 2 trash cans!!!
Oolong and Sharpener drop there pants, jump on and s***.
Gohan>Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer are next bout is Goku VS. Hercule.
Hercule>S***
Goku and Hercule step onto the arena.
Announcer>Do you have any words for Hercule?
Goku>I’m going to make you squeal piggy.
Oolong and Sharpener>S***!!!!!!!!!
Hercule>Owwwwwwww I have a realy bad stomach ache owwwwww!!!
Announcer>Can you still fight?
Hercule>I don’t think I can.
Announcer>Want me to call a doctor?
Hercule>No! It’s Ok.
Goku>Now going to kick you’re a** piggy.
Oolong and Sharpener>Stop it, the trash can is getting full!!!!!!
Sharpener>And it really hurts!!!!!!