Krillen>I know I’ll enter the World Martail Art Tournament and win the prize money.
Master Roshi>You better get me the f****** money!!!!!!!!!
Later......
Gohan>So me,Krillen, Chiaotzu, Vegeta, dad, Piccolo, #18, Videl, and Mr.Popo are entering the tournament?
Kami>Yes.
Gohan>Mr.Popo!!!
Mr.Popo>Well its time I got my groove back on!!!!!!!!!!
At Kurrin’s tower giant animal loving group is below Kurrin’s tower
Animal guy#1>B*******.
Kurrin>F*** you b****.
Animal guy#2>Lets knock down his tower!!
Animal group>Yeah!!!!!!!!
Kurrin>Yadjarobi once I droped a penny of the tower and it scliced a guy in half and I hid the body.
Yadjarobi>Is that why the basement smells like s***?
Kurrin>Never mind that, lets throw dead corpses of birds down.
Yadjarobi hits top of sheild.
Sheild becomes slanted.
Birds drop down.
Animal guy#1>Come down here you f****** I’ll.....
birds beak slices guy in half.
Animal Group>AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurrin>Yadjarobi your going to enter that tournament and win that money so we can get rid of these stupid birds.
Meanwhile........
Gohan>Gee I need a part time job, I know I work at Burger King.
Goku>I also need a job.
Gohan>You could be a fast food cook!
Goku>Yeah!!!!
Later..........
Chi-Chi>Geee I’m hungry geuss I’ll eat at Burger King.
Chi-Chi walks in Burger King.
Gohan working as cashier.
Gohan>Hey mom welcome to Burger King can I take your order?
Giant vain pops out of Chi-Chi’s head.
Slowly Chi-Chi walks out.
Chi-Chi goes across the street to McDonalds.
Chi-Chi walks in.
Goku has a burger in his mouth some is sticking out of his mouth.
Goku>Hey Chi-Chi I’m the cook!
Chi-Chi runs out McDonalds screaming.
At the World Martial Arts Tournament all of the Z fighters and Mr.Popo and Yadjarobi sign up for the tournament then they go to the prelims.
Yudge guy>Top 16 scores on the punching machine make it to the finals compition, Hercule last years champion already makes it to the finals compition, but will punch anyway.
Hercule steps out.
Hercule>YAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hercule>Watch and learn you little weaklings.
Vegeta>Hercule is so strong, I wish I was Hercule.
Piccilo>Hey Vegeta did you see Hercule on LifeTime last night?
Vegeta>Yeah he was on Strong Medicine, I cried through the whole thing.
Piccilo>I did too.
Hercule punches machine.
Hercule>Yeah!!!!!!, a 7!!!!!!!!!!
After prelims........
Videl>I got a 3!!
Gohan>We all got 844347487895867844 1876848645576478764564834547364754 8344745483547757874876354567648654 8767483756483783735773874698696884 9487454784548444547564545745454544 545486785649935379687784853783787 except for Vegeta, he got 7944454 545754754875484545445454545457648 75754.9
Videl>To bad he is so weak.
At the arena.......
Announcer>Our first fight is Mr.Popo vs. Vegeta.
Mr.Popo and Vegeta step into the ring.
Mr.Popo runs toward Vegeta.
Vegeta charges up to Super Saiyan.
Mr.Popo gives Vegeta a wedgie over his head.
Vegeta starts to cry.
He runs of stage.
Announcer>Uh... Mr.Popo wins!!!!
Mr.Popo>He’s a wussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer>Next match is Chiaotzu vs. Pilaf.
Chiaotzu and Emperor Pilaf go into ring.