Chiaotzu pulls out Pilaf’s eyes and rips off his arm and beats him with it.
Chiaotzu>He’s out cold!
Announcer>But....you killed him.
Chiaotzu>He died after I won.
Announcer>But…….
Chiaotzu>I’m sorry maybe you didn’t hear me.
Chiaotzu powers up.
Chiaotzu>I won the F****** match!!!!
Announcer>Chiaotzu wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer>Are next bout is Gohan VS. Videl.
Gohan>Hey can I say something?
Announcer gives Gohan microphone .
Gohan>Piggy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oolong and Sharpener>I’ll kill you.
Gohan and Videl step into the ring.
Videl>Are you sure you still want to fight.
Gohan>Yeah.
Videl>Well…your going to lose.
Vain pops out of Gohan’s head.
Videl runs toward Gohan.
Gohan>Die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan powers up to SS2 and does an uppercut on Videl.
Blood flies everywhere,Videl goes 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 miles in the air.
Videl lands in the ring.
Videl gets up.
Gohan>Forfeit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Videl>No!
Gohan>Cho Kamehameha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan blasts Videl with 70 foot wide Cho Kamehameha wave.
Videl falls.
Videl slowy gets up.
Gohan>D***** forfeit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan uses desructo disk cuts of her hands.
Videl bleeds all over the arena and falls down.
Announcer>Gohan wi……
Videl gets up.
Gohan>Masenko!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gohan shoots 1,000 foot wide masenko using full power. Blood flies everywhere Videl falls out of ring. Lying on her back.
Gohan>Why didn’t you forfeit!!!!!
Videl gets up.
Gohan>She has to be a witch!!!
Gohan>No one can live through that!!!!!
Announcer>Gohan wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer>Are next match is Krillen VS. Yadjarobi.
Krillen and Yadjarobi step into arena.
Krillen>Why are you in the tournament?
Yadjarobi>Kurrin made me, but I don’t want to fight, I know I’ll get disqualified.
Yadjarobi runs at Kurrin.
Krillen>Poor Yadjarobi.
Krillen>He’s so wea……….k, aaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.
Announcer>Yadjarobi is disqualified for punching Krillen’s nuts, Krillen wins!!!
Announcer>Can we get a stretcher?
Announcer>Are next bout is…. Cell VS. Hercule.
Hercule>But that kid…. I mean I killed Cell!!!
Cell walks up to Hercule.
Cell>I forced King Yamma to send me to Earth.
Cell>Oh by the way, Freezas here too.
Goku>So?
Cell>Its Freeza!!
Vegeta>Freeza’s weak.
Cell>Shut up at least he didn’t get a wedgie by Mr.Popo and cry!!!!!
Hercule slowly steps onto arena Cell flies onto arena.
Goku>Don’t worry Hercule it’s all just a trick!
Hercule>Shut up!
Hercule grabs Cell’s hand tears it off and throws it out of the arena.
Cell regenerates hand.
Announcer>Hercule wins!!!!!!
Announcer>Sorry Cell, but you can’t touch outside the ring.
Cell>F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hits Hercule 90000000000 miles in the air.
Announcer>Are next bout is Goku VS. Freeza.