Some Funny, Random Quotes

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a fly loses its wings, is it called a walk?

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer.

COWBOY WISDOM: Don't squat with your spurs on.

How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign?

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quite while you're ahead"?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I know that the best things in life are free, but why do the next best things cost so much?

I finally managed to get some powdered water, but I do not know what to add. ~Steven Wright

If the shoe fits, find another one just like it.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Chickens: the only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Why are wrong numbers never busy?

When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it it?

It took awhile, but when their number dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.

Why do the signs that say 'Slow Children' have a picture of a running child?

If love is so blind, then why is lingerie so popular?

A passionate kiss is like a spider web; it leads to the undoing of a fly.

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