What the Wives of Presidents Have to Say...

The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.

The wife of Tony Blair says that in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are present.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says that in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says that in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.

Well, the wife of Clinton says that in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.


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