A jerk has a new sportscar and takes his girl out for a drive. She says that if he gets up to 200 mph she'll take all her clothes off. So he puts his foot down and gets to 200 mph and she takes all her clothes off! Anyway, this distracts him and he crashes the car. She gets thrown clear out of the car but he's trapped. So he shouts "Get some help" and she says "But I'm naked!" So he chucks her his shoe and tells her to use that to cover herself up. She puts it over her crotch and off she goes to a garage, and says to the guy behind the counter "Help, my boyfriend's stuck!" He looks at the shoe and says "Sorry, he's in too far, there's nothing I can do."
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