Contact Dirty Lou & Fat Jose
(From Left) Dirty Lou, Fat Jose
Please send all praise & hate mail courtesy of dirtylou@lawnwranglers.com
or fatjose@hotmail.com
And yes, Dirty Lou & Fat Jose already know they are going to hell,
and it is for talking about themselves in the third person : )
About Us
Dirty Lou
Real Name: "Dirty" Lou Jackson
Birthdate: 03/21/1977
Favorite Movie: Drop Dead Gorgeous
Favorite Bands: Skinny Puppy, Velvet Acid Christ
Story: Dirty Lou is a retired pawn broker from New Jersey.
He served a tour of duty in Vietnam as a Navy Seal. After things went
bad with his 3rd marriage, Dirty Lou decided a life of solitude would
be best. Dirty Lou currently drives a blue Ford cargo van, and picks
up small children at neighborhood elementary schools. You can find him
in driving around near Salt Lake City, Utah. He enjoys huffing gas,
breaking bottles, and beating animals. Dirty Lou can be reached via
the email address above, or by calling 1-800-666-EVIL, which by the
way is his official phone sex hotline.
Fat Jose
Real Name: Jose Montoya
Birthdate: 03/13/78
Favorite Movie: Bullit
Favorite Bands: Catharsis, Earthmover, Longmont Potion
Castle, Usurp Synapse
Story: Fat Jose came into the world as Jose Montoya but
after a high school bet went awry which involved him having to eat deep
fried butter topped with butter, Fat Jose was born. Jose enjoyed a lucrative
stint as a mule for a counterfeit soup label syndicate but later spent
time in the joint when he mistakingly returned one of the bogus cans
of soup to the super market for the 89 cent refund. A fight ensued between
him and the senior citizen cashier during which time Jose shot her point
blank in the head and then continued shooting everyone in attendance
until the stores isles ran red with blood. When the dust settled 76
people perished including 5 police officers and Jose's mother (cashier).
Today Jose runs believe it or not a soup kitchen on the mean streets
of Detroit.
