I say that you cannot really tell people about yourself, you need an outside observer to do that. I chose Sunshine, who else but the mentally insane to judge someone who is........um..........mentally insane?

1. My name: .....um, Mathboy = formerly known as: "Boy-in-my-math-class"

2. Where did we meet?: ms. tavares' geometry class in the sick and sometimes homoerotic world of PCHS......grr

3. Take a stab at my middle name: Lopaka (sp?)

4. How long have you known me?: around three years.

5. How well do you know me?: what kind of question is that?  isn't this the point of the damned test?!

6. Do I smoke?:  haha

7. Do I believe in God?: I'm not sure if you're a true atheist.  I'm quite certain though that you do believe in the power of oxygen (???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

8. When you first saw me what was your impression?:  I first saw you from the corner of my eye, I thought, "Oh no, this guy thing isn't going to sit by me is it?  OH GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKING DONKEY BUTT RIDER NUT-BUSTING..... ooh, nice glasses."

9. My age?: a wee baby seventeen

10. Birthday?: March 28, 1984

11. Color hair?: wasn't it pinkish once?  i'll say: brown!

12. Color eyes: ........brown?

13. Do I have any siblings? How many?: one older brother (at least this one better be right!)

14. (If opposite sex) have you ever had a crush on me?:  perhaps before you spoke to me.

(If same sex) have you ever been jealous of me?: see, i'm answering both so it's still a mystery.........  

15. What's one of my favorite things to do?:  it's a toss-up between laughing at people's misfortunes and being intoxicated

16. Do you remember one of the 1st things I said to you?:  "wanna be in our group?"  (big mistake)

17. What's my favorite type of music?: alternative is the only thing i could think of, but what the fuck really is alternative?

18. What is the best feature about me?:  cynicism is always good.  but physically?  your piercing eyes framed by such a defined brow that beautifully contrast with the rosiness of your soft and eye-pacifying cheeks I MEAN....... next question

19. Am I shy or outgoing?: I don't think either of those could really describe you mathboy.

20. Would you say I am funny?: haha!........ no

21. Am I a rebel or do I follow all the rules?:  seems to be a bit of both.  

22. Any special talents?: Our hero, Mathboy, can spot the dreaded forest demons in the dead of Hawaiian night and flee onto the red-dirt ground in a drunken stupor to protect himself from being "taken away" all the while retaining that minty fresh breath

23. Would you consider me a friend?: ok, now you're funny

24. Would you call me preppy, sulky, a homie, average, sporty, hippie, glum, nerdy, snobby, or something else?: ......something else, absolutely

25. Have you ever seen me cry?: don't recall it.

26. If there were one good nickname for me what would it be?: this one may seem a little crazy and off the wall, but "Travis" is kind of catchy

27. Are my parents still together?: yes

28. What do I love?: I didn't know you could.

30. If I were sad would you give me a hug?: how sad are you here???  and am I drunk in this situation?! AND WHO NUMBERED THESE DAMNED BLASTED QUESTIONS?!!!

31. If you had to rate me on the scale of 1-10 (ten the best 1 the worst)what would I be?: overall: 9.964, but I'll get over it.

32. If you could do anything with me what would it be?: anything really, except dance....... that's gross

33. If you could tell me anything what would it be?: "I'm really drunk, lets rub bums."

34. Who do I go out with now?: I really don't know

35. Who do you think I should go out with?: someone normal.... or someone dumb enough to mind-fuck and traumatize 24/7, so you're entertained.  at least one of the two choices gives you a chance at getting laid ;)