Attack Of The Mary Sue 4: Merf!
Author: N-A-T-A-S wow... I can spell! Hokt n fonix relli werked far mee!
Disclaimer: Do I look rich to you? DO I LOOK LIKE I OWN ANYTHING! I CAN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION (also known the bills)!
Summary: This is THE last time I put one of these things when I don’t have a plot!
Authors Note: I LIKE THE FISHES ‘CAUSE THEY’RE SO DELICIOUS!!
More Notes: RIGHTS FOR SCOTT!!
They keep coming and coming and coming...: When that camera’s off, he’s gonna F*(K that little dog!
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“Oh SCOTT!” Logan shouted as Mary let him come up for air.
“Huh?” Mary asked, puzzled.
“You didn‘t hear me, good.”
“No, I heard you!” Mary imitated Logan’s voice exactly, another of her many powers. “Oh SCOTT!”
“That doesn‘t even sound like me!”
“Did someone call me?” Scott asked as he walked into the room.
“Scott, darlin‘! Take this foul creature away from me!”
“Hi-O!”
“Who said that?”
“Said what?”
“AH! LET GO OF MY HAIR!”
“Who said that?”
“*BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA*”
“Doctor Evil, I presume.”
“Where‘s my potion?”
“I‘m in love with you!”
“Deja vu.”
“I SAID I‘M IN LOVE WITH ALL OF YOU!”
“Deja vu.”
“Deja who?”
“Deja you!”
“WILL YOU ALL
SHUT UP!?!”“*EEP* Sorry!”
“Who said that?”
“I told you all that I love you.”
“Love who?” Everyone from the mansion asked in unison, imitating the children of the corn (eeee... creepy!)
“I love everyone!” Mary shouted, trying to get over all the talking.
“You mean like a Barney love, or a 60‘s free love kinda love?”
“Who asked that?”
“WILL YOU SHUT UP! YOU‘RE NOT BLIND!”
“Actually, legally I‘m blind. I can‘t drive without glasses.”
“Someone take that person away.”
A large group of people jumped on the unsuspecting “blind” guy and dragged him out.
“Onward?”
“HO!”
“When people speak, can you identify yourself from now on?” Mary asked.
“Hi, my name is Logan, and I‘m an alcoholic.” Logan said.
“HI LOGAN!” Everyone else said cheerfully.
“Now, Mary, what is wrong?” The Professor asked.
“I CAN‘T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!” She shouted as she grabbed my EVIL kitty and rubbed it up against her body, causing EVIL kitty fur to fly everywhere.
“MARY! NO! You‘ll DESTROY yourself!” Beast screamed as he ran into the room wearing only a speed-O.
“Ohhh... HOT stuff, COMING THROUGH!” Remy cooed as he stared at Beast’s ass as he ran by.
Before Beast could stop her, Mary inhaled the EVIL kitty fur and *poofed* into thin air, letting the EVIL kitty drop to the ground.
“That was interesting.”
“THE NAME IS GAMBIT! REMEMBER IT!” Remy shouted as he ran into the room (which he actually already in, but that‘s the magic of stories with no basis, isn‘t it?) and blasted a hole in the wall.
“Indubitably!” The EVIL kitty said.
“Uh-oh, here we go again!” The Simpsons shouted.
~FIN~
(If ya‘ll want, I‘ll write a side fic explaining what happened to Mary Sue)
(And if you‘re stupid, the EVIL kitty is the center of the next fic)
(And thanks to all the people who read this, it‘s all the
little people who make a little difference!)(By the way, I‘m Natas and I‘m a slashoholic!)
(On final thing. If you want to be in any of my stupid fics, drop me a note! Just tell me who you are, and one stupid little thing about you, and I‘ll put you in one.)
(TEE HEE, KAROTS!)
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