I've been a bad, bad guy
I've just ratted out one of my best friends
I'll breathe a sad, sad sigh
when I see that Lil and Jim met their bitter ends

And I will always deny it
that I did wrong so I won't suffer for my sins
I came to you because my faith in you holds true
and I know that we both will win

Chorus: Oh what I need is a dark defense
cuz I truly am a criminal
and I need to come for help from the Dark Lord whose the best
because Dark Arts is all I grew to love

Master help me for the way I am
tell me all your evil deeds so I can get them done
I know this probably means I'll lose an arm or hand
but I don't really mind much cuz my paybacks going to come

Oh Master please help me to deny it
I need a back up source, another friend to take the blame for Jim
I have alot to lose it may be my life so I'm beggin you
that before it ends please tell me where to begin

Chorus

Help me hide away
before my life's at bay
I need a scheme to play to help myself lay low
I don't have time to stay or I have a life to pay
so what would my Master say? The servant needs to know

Chorus x2

"We Saw It Laying There"
sung to "I Saw Her Standing There" by the Beatles
submitted by: Meg
sung by: Harry Potter

Well he was just 17
you know what I mean
and his Quidditch skills were way beyond compare
oh why did we both take that trophy (oooh)
when we saw it laying there

Well we took the trophy which was a portkey
and before too long we were in Voldie's lair
Oh why did we both take that trophy (oooh)
when we saw it laying there

Well my heart went "boom"
when Cedric died so soon
and I felt so far from fine...

Whoah we fought through the night
and I feared I'd lose the fight
but before too long my parents did their share
oh why did we both take that trophy (oooh)
when we saw it laying there

Well my heart went "boom"
when Wormtail crossed that room
and he cut his arm, then mine...

Woah we fought through the night
and I feared I'd lose the fight
but before too long my parents did their share
oh why did we both take that trophy (oooh)
when we saw it laying there

"Oliver Wood"
sung to "Norwegian Wood" by the Beatles
submitted by: Meg and Jess
sung by: Harry Potter

I once had a coach
or should I say, he once had me
he taught me the rules
best as he could, Oliver Wood

He asked me to play
because he said my talent was rare
so I was made seeker
he had no positions to spare

I played on the pitch
taking my time
he said "that's fine"
I practiced til 2
and then he said "it's time for bed"

He said he had Charms in the morning
and started to laugh
I told him I didn't
as both of us strolled down the path

And when I went home
I told Ron how I had flown
I sat by the fire
telling of good Oliver Wood

So, what did you think so far? There's more to come because I'm constantly writing these things. Please send in your parodies too so this can be a much bigger collection!