Well, the physical and the time limit are only a small portion of what we learn. Because these are important elements into presenting ourselves with a situation we can sink into long enough to actually learn from it, we can hypothesize that these aspects are present in many of the existence scenarios we create for ourselves--so that's not it.
As a people, what do 99% of us spend the most time thinking about? As the guys look down at their crotches and the women hear that ever present ticking of their biological clocks, take the time to ponder how much time YOU actually do spend thinking about sex, or fornication for the more scientifical.
All right now stop! And will the guys please put that thing away! There's time for that after. My point is this: As higher thought beings--we can convey how we feel about our fellow souls only through thoughts and feelings. We have no physical ground to actually SHOW these people how we much we care about them. So we think that's what we want to learn the most about this time around. Makes sense. We want to have those two minutes of back-scratching ecstacy to prove how earth-shattering said individual actually makes us feel.
Now think about how hard it is to actually find "The One." Or how hard it is to capture "The One" once we spot them. Think about how life and death may totally upset this quest if it happens to either of the two parties involved in this perfect union. Also think about how great it feels when you do find that ONE and you're lucky enough to "make sweet lovin'" with that ONE. It's different than booty calls or random sex. It's so much more fulfilling. If you have no clue how that feels or can't even imagine how great it might feel--then gets thee back to the drawing board kind sirs, because YOU'RE MISSING ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS LIFE HAS TO OFFER!
Through this concept, reincanation has an even bigger role. It is importnat for us to learn what it feels like to have relations with people who are not "The One." It is important for us to learn what it's like to have "The One" solely as an acquaintance and not someone we, um, "relate" with. It's important to live out an entire lifetime and never so much as meet them. We need to learn every possible aspect of physical touch and the emotional ties that go with it.
You'll notice how as a whole, humanity seems to now be hitting their sexual peak, as we also notice the birth of the scientific age. Just as we feel this world is drawing to an end, we start to become more infatuated with scientific expansion and space exploration and digital times than we've ever been.
Any takers on what our next mission may be? If you said, "Ooh, ooh, I know! Is it science and playing with bigger boundaries and more planets and less physical limitations?" then you get a prize--a look at my naked ass. (Of course you have to go to the newstands and find yourself a March 2001 issue of Playgirl in order to claim your prize. . . .)
So now you're giving me the evil eye and asking, "So what's so hard about sex that it would take us two billion years to learn all that we can about it?"
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Like I said think about how hard it is to actually find the one or get the one. Also think about all the limitations keeping us from getting laid. We invented an existance where we have to eat in order to survive. No sex while eating--not until you're more experienced at least. Now you're eating a good deal of the day, so you have to shit. No sex while shitting--unless you're completely NASTY and disgusting. We need jobs to afford all our food and toilet paper--there goes another 8 hours in which we can't get ANY type of action.
You also have to refresh yourself and sleep every night--leaving us with even LESS time in which to be hitting the skins. Not to mention if we don't sleep, we don't have the energy to screw around and are too irritated to enjoy it if we get it. And of course you don't fully understand the true value of sex--or the repercussions before a certain age, and then you can't sexually function after a certain age. You guys dread the day your little man won't salute and girls dread the day they dry up and are no longer capable of producing life. That leaves us with roughly four hours a day for forty years of our lives within which to find people worthy of doing and romancing them into our world and seducing the hell out of them. See my point?
Now onto the next section. I keep referring to soul groups, so any takers on what the next section will be about?
Good you're catching on. Now how many clicks DOES it take 'till you get to the center of this obnoxiously long theory? Only one way to find out. . . .
on to Part 6. . . .
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