Behold the common room in all its glory

Left Sofa: Alfred + 2 premieres      Centre: Patrick     Right: Oli G      Stairs: Eric

Is it even a common room? Maintenance staff and laundry persons are constantly walking through. Not to mention a glaring Mr Simon looking on from above accompanied by the odd 'surveillant' telling us to shutup, we're supposed to be able to at least talk in our frickin' common room. I mean, it's more like an inadequately ventilated, poorly lit, feebly heated space next to the stairs with a few old and dirty chairs and sofas thrown in that the homeless refused to accept.