weapons of mass destruction
This is funny...Go to http://www.Google.com and type in "weapons of mass destruction" then click "I'm feeling lucky." Read the error message and everything else on the page.

kick your contacts
If you feel like pissin some people off why not kcik em off msn? its simple just type in
&# / &#xxx as your nick name and all your online contacts will be booted offline. Microsoft may have deleted this feature too but oh well try it.

Bad words
Following words are NOT allowed to be used in your MSN or Windows Messenger display name.
Copied this list to your site? Link to http://www.mess.be or I'll cut your off.
Words in bold are new contributions.

A abuse / account / addme / admin / alladvantage / all_advantage / americaonline / america_online / analsex / anal_sex / animalsex / animal_sex / anonymous / anuslick / anus_lick / ass_hole / asshole / ass_lick / asslick / associate / ass_wipe / asswipe
B banner / beastiality / big_cock / bigcock / big_dick / bigdick / billing / bitch / blow_job / blowjob / blow_me / blowme / blow_my / blowmy / boobs / buttfuck / butt_fuck / butt_lick / buttlick
C chairman / chldfck / chld_fck / childfck / child_fck / child_fuk / childfuk / child_porn / childporn / child_rape / childrape / cock_lick / cocklick / cock_suck / cocksuck / comments / compuserve / credit / crime / cunt / c_u_n_t / cyberweb
D daemon / deamon / department / dev_null / devnull / dick_head / dickhead / dickless / dick_less / dick_lick / dicklick / dick_suck / dicksuck / dick_wad / dickwad / dik_nut / distrib
E eatcock / eat_cock / eat_my / eatmy / eat_pussy / eatpussy / eat_shit / eatshit / employ / engineer / executive
F faggot / fckchild / fck_child / fcku / fck_u / finance / ftp / fuck / f_u_c_k / fukchild / fuk_child / fuk_me / fukme / fuk_you / fukyou / fuk_u
G geocities / god_damn / goddamn
H headquarters / help / hooters / http
I info / instant / intercourse
J javascript
K kdfck / kd_fck / kidfuck / kid_fuck / kidfuk / kid_fuk / killjews / kill_jews / kidrape / kid_rape
L licky_my / lickmy / login
M (hot)mail / market / member / message / messenger / microsoft (oooooh, dirty!) / money / msgr / msn
N net_com / netcom / net_cop / netcop / network / newsletter / news_letter / niggah / nigger / niggr
O office / operator / oral_sex / oralsex / owner
P pass_port / passport / passwd / pass_wd / pass_word / password / pass_wrd / passwrd / passw_rd / penis / personnel / phuck / postm / post_m / president / problem / prodigy / promot / psswd / pswd / pussy_lick / pussylick
Q ...
R remove / retrieve / rim_job / rimjob / root
S sales / service / shit_head / shithead / shiton / shit_on / signup / sign_up / spam / sffcei / staff / subscribe / suck_cock / suckcock / suck_dick / suckdick / suck_my / suckmy / suck_tits / sucktits / superuser / supervisor / support / sys_adm / sysadm / system
T tech / telnet / tits
U ...
V vagina
W warez / web_adm / webadm / web_master / webmaster / welfare / whore / worker / worldnet / world_net / www
X ...
Y ...
Z ...

or any amount of "+" signs...

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Here are some useless retarded but cool tips for MSN messenger:

1) MAKING YOUR SCREEN NAME BLANK- go into personal setting and delete your name then press enter, then go back and delete it again but press ALT+0160(On num keypad) then press ok and it should be blank.

2) MAKING YOUR SCREEN NAME MULTILINES- You have to do something called a hard enter by pressing SHIFT+ENTER at the same time during a conversation. type /nick *nick name here* then press hard enter to skip a line. Microsoft may have deleted this feature but oh well, try it and if it works good for you.