"He shoots arrows like a fucking machine gun!"~Suzie

"Someone took my juice money!"~Suzie

Scudder: Samantha, are you going to take that?
Sam: I'll find out where he lives and break his legs.

"HELKO SKARREY MAN!"~Hillary in a letter to Sam's ex

"Well, I don't forget when people sing about their boobs."~Trent

"So you hit my nuts with a tarp?"~Chuck

"Watch out! He has an extremely big ass!"~Kate

"You guys, this ice is cold!"~Lisa

"Look! I blend in with the wall!"~Romara

"I'm like Purple Rain, only I'm intentionally funny!"~Suzie

"Betch!"~Buddy

"I used to do that in, like, the second grade until I realized 'Hey! I hate all my teachers!'"~Christina

Erin: If I give you 10 bucks, will you go on Survivor in Africa?
Aussie: first, I'm too young
Erin: and second, you don't know ebonics.

"I'm not African-American, I'm just black."~Romara

"If I ever say something worth repeating, or even saying in the first place for that matter, will I ever be in your info?"~Alan (yes..yes you will, Alan)

Joe E.: The hell kind of monkey bars are those? How far are they off the ground? Like 10 feet?
Me: 6 or 7
Joe E.: And you have no arms?
Me: nope

Jamie: Aaron's going to grow up to rape little boys.
Moses (aka Joe G.): You mean he's going to be a priest?

Romara: Rosa Parks was really ugly..she had stringy hair.
Jamie: Yeah, and she had these thick glasses. Man, she was a bitch.
Moses: See, if I said that, I'd be called a racist.

"Kathleen is like the tree: tall and stupid."~Me

"It's funny how French students can read Spanish better than the Spanish students.."~Sam

"Helen, you should douche."~T-shirt that Joe showed me

"I swear I have more fun with a block of Swiss cheese."~Robby

"I put the 'fun' in 'funeral'!"~Erin

SmarterChild: So tell me something.
HardyGurlAlly: I have a third nipple.
SmarterChild: Interesting!

"He's only happy when he can flirt with cheerleaders."~Chuck

"My father asks what I'm doing tonight. He calls at least three times when he knows I'm still in school. I get home from school and I call him..'What do you want?' 'What are you doing tonight?' '....' 'Hello?' '....' 'Allyson?' '....nothing. *click*'"~Me regarding my father

(This is more of a longer quote..could be considered conversation, but too bad. it's too good to be put in there. lol)
Christina: Who corrupted you?
Me: To be honest, no one. I became exposed to the world of alternative music..realized that "the system" ran my life..decided to stop caring, so I wound up as the anti-social, corrupted moron you see before you.
Christina: ....
Me: It's a good life..except I can't beat the system.
Christina: Who's the system?
Me: All faculty and administration of East Bridgewater High.
Christina: Well..I suppose.
Me: You can associate school with prison..besides the fact that we learn, they make license plates.
Christina: And prison gets free meals and TV.
Me: I'd rather bring my lunch from home without being accused of bringing a dangerous weapon into the building.
Christina: I don't think gang rape is fun, either.

Me: Oo! Gambino looks spiffy today, eh? In his polo shirt and slacks..
Sam: Save for the dead cat on his head..

"I'm not black. I'm a black WHORE."~Romara

"I'm Miss July on the 'Black Cuties' calendar."~Romara

Romara: My dad says A-SAP instead of A-S-A-P. He's so gay.
Me: I say that, too..
Romara: Well..you're gay, too!

"Je n'ai pas des amis."~Gambino when asked about his friends in French class. (Translation: I have no friends.)

"Did you just call yourself an asexual muffin?"~Romara

"Asexuals are just like Coke machines; ya push a button and it pops out."~Romara

"We all have big asses as far as I'm concerned."~Romara

"I'd like to live in America one day. I've currently been living in the Soviet Republic of Massachusetts.."~Gambino

MCAS teacher: Please fill in your ethnicity and gender.
Me: If you're black, you're cheating. If you're a black male, please return this test along with that stolen stereo on your shoulder. If you're Hispanic, I want some tacos. If you're a Hispanic female, go back to the factory. If you're caucasian, good work. If you're a caucasian male, you'll get far in life, good work. If you're a caucasian female, sorry but the position's already been filled..let me adjust this help wanted sign.

"You wish you had man meat."~Chuck

"And another thing about wrestling...Hulk Hogan? World champion? Give me a fucking break...he is like, 60, I don't want to watch a geriatric wrestle and beat young guys like HHH."~Chuck

"..so I was like 'Where is Ally? She needs to take Jen down to Chinatown!' "~Chuck

"In Chinese, the word 'ma' is said four different ways with four different meanings. 'Ma' said in monotone means flax. 'Ma' said with an up ending means mother. 'Ma' with a down ending means bull. And 'ma' said shortly is a swear word."~Mr. Santos

"In China, if you sneeze once, they say someone is thinking of you. If you sneeze twice, then someone is angry with you. And if you sneeze three times, then you're getting a cold."~Mr. Santos

Me: Sam, you're Anne Boleyn.
Sam: No, you're Jame Seymour!
Me: No way. You are definitely Catherine of Aragon.
Romara: You're both crackas! Shut up!

Chuck: My dad suprisingly didn't look like he was about to have a coronary though..so I decided that I will drive with him.
Me: Dad's are easier..
Chuck: Since I know how nuts my mom will be..

Nine year old: You can't predict the weather.
Gifted: Neither can you, so stop freaking out!

"I think our generation loves our pain, and if you dare to take it away from us, we're going to kill you. We like our pain. And we're packaging it, and we're selling it."~Tori Amos

"Always remember to honor these dying human qualities: Respect, Loyalty, and Honesty. Utilizing these qualities and being a good person will take you further in life than anything else will. Those who forget will be destined to remember. And always remember: Blood is thicker than water."~Matt Hardy

"I can feel you without even seeing you."~Jeff Hardy

"Develop a depression."~Jeff Hardy

"Guys, let's stop arguing. Let's all get stoned and hold hands around a tree!"~Gambino

"I'm gonna fuckin' kill you."~Hillary

"Life without music would be a mistake."~Friedrich Nietzsche

Romara: Oh my God, the skin on my shoulder is falling off..he touched it..
Me: You can't get help because you're a black woman, you double minority!
Erin: That's a hate crime, then.

"Well, we're not that fucking bad afterall are we?"~Sid Vicious

"I like 'em young."~Me

Me: Hey Brad, how's Jesus today?
Brad C.: Peachy keen.

"Ethereal physics..gotta love it."~Jay

"Want to know why Southern girls have more fun..?! Y'see, Northern girls say 'You may' and Southern girls say 'Y'all may'."~Mr. Santos

"He drew a chick spread-eagle!"~Seth (one of the ONLY things I will EVER put by him on here.)

"My hair is thin..just volumatic."~Me

"You will die in a dentist's chair with your pants around your ankles while Kenny G pipes in."~Leigh, Erin's sister

"You only get fifty points per idiot you refer."~Gifted

"I know who it is..but I'm not telling. Heh."~Dan the Man's impression of Dream Phone

Me: you wouldn't happen to know anything about dysentary would you?
A friend: dy-who?
Me: okay, nevermind
Me: thought you might've had it

"I wish it was back in the '40s..then you could kill someone and no one would care."~Erin

"I'm a carnie!"~Lauren

Me: Cat, how many rides can we ride in two hours?
Cat: ...40 MILLION!

"Freaking E-bay sucks cock."~Sam

"Homework sucks pelican farts."~Dan

"I'm not done reading your porn yet, hang on.."~Alana

naRfz72: Best AOL Member Info yet?...
Member Name: Devan...23 year old black female. Before you look any further, I'M NOT LOOKING FOR JUST SEX!!
Location: Northern VA..20 minutes from Manassas.
Sex: Female
Marital Status: single
Hobbies: I'm looking for a single white guy in the area to hang out with. If you are a white guy between the ages of 22 and 33, adore a BBW, a non smoker, and taller than 5ft 8in IM or email me. :-) I have a mild case of HPV (genital warts). It's not too serious and you can only get it if you have unprotected sex. If bothered, don't IM me please.
Occupation: Bank Teller for BB&T
Personal Quote: Love is the best medicine for a broken heart.

"I like erotic moments."~Tony

"I'm so bling bling."~Tony

Webcatgirl: my face itches
HardyGurlAlly: so burn it
Webcatgirl: lmao
Webcatgirl: but if I did, I would be ugly
HardyGurlAlly: too late for that

"I miss you now more than ever."~Daily blurb in my profile from 6-2-02

"If only I could reach you and hold you like you did for me."~Daily blurb from my profile on 6-3-02

"Know thyself and nothing in excess."~two Greek axiums (according to Santos)

"Someone out there holds the key to my heart, and until it's unlocked, it will remain half empty."~Taylor Hanson

"What if the person who is making you cry is the only one who can stop your tears?"

"I believe in angels, the kind that Heaven sends. I believe in angels, but I call them my friends."~Anonymous

"If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus one day so I never have to live a day without you."~Winnie-The-Pooh

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."~Anonymous

"Shit happens."~Forrest Gump

"The hardest thing to do is watch the person you love, love someone else."

"When it hurts to look back and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there."

"Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end."

"The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within."~Mahatma Gandhi

"We're Edge and Christian & we're total bliss, that's because we reek of awesomeness! Now we're the E to the C and your in lickity-luck.. we're gonna beat Dogg and Krush cause they totally suck! Now even though we're in New Jersey, a state with skanky ho's...we'll still break it down for a five second pose! Whodat?"~Edge and Christian's NJ rap

"I will fight Chris Benoit in the ring, I will fight Chris Benoit in the back, I will fight Chris Benoit on a boat, and Chris Benoit with a goat, I will beat Chris Benoit when the score is tied, and Chris Benoit as a blushing bride--thats my favorite, too--I will fight Chris Benoit while he is taking a quiz, and Chris Benoit as the total jackass he is. You see, Junior, I will fight you any day, 'cause baby, I am Y2J!!"~Chris Jericho

"I think it's weird when I love you. I think it's weird when I need you. I think it's weird when I want you, but you don't know who I am."

naRfz72: and though all the tests have been positive, im pretty sure i dont have rabies
naRfz72: i bite schoolchildren by choice

jimmyeatworld92: hey aslp
HardyGurlAlly: no/no/no/no

naRfz72: SORREY I AM UNFTACULAR

"Sucking sucks."~Denise

HardyGurlAlly: You know that place between consciousness and when I kicked your ass, the place where you can still remember bleeding from every orifice on your body? That's where I'll always hate you. Thats where I'll be waiting with a butcher knife.
Auto response from Lisey113: "You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. Thats where I'll be waiting" *Tinkerbell*

Don, the drum coach: I imagine this little man in my head clapping the beats out..
Mary: You know him, too?!

"Can you imagine Richard prancing around a field with a tutu on and playing a fife to our chamber music..?"~Me

Liam: Where am I?
Mary: Room 12..
Liam: ...huh?
Mary: You asked where you were..and I told you that you were in Room 12..
Liam: OH! *laughs hysterically* (Liam is an IDIOT..lol, er..hey Liam.)