"Alright, alright. There's all types of girls in this world. And there's all types of girls in Boston and the surrounding area. But you know..there's only one type of girl for me: a punk rock girl. Y'see, we'll be 100 with our tattoos all faded and we'll be the ugliest couple you've ever seen. We'll still be involved, we'll still listen to punk rock, and we'll still have sex to NOFX. How many of you out there are punk rock girls? Yeaaaaaaah!"~Benj, WBCN River Rave, 5/25/03, Tweeter Center, Mansfield, MA.
"For the first time tonight, I'm gonna get serious. This next song is about something important: suicide. We've lost so many friends because of it and we miss them. This is dedicated to them. Get out your lighters or your cell phones and hold 'em up. Sing along with us and think about someone you've lost. This song..is for them. This is 'Hold On'."~Benj, WBCN River Rave, 5/25/03, Tweeter Center, Mansfield, MA.
"The kids are laughing at Paul, not with Paul."~Paul Thomas from GC
Me: Haha Ash, you look like a hobbit.
Ashley: Which one. C'mon man, tell me!
Jenny: *shows me a pic of a cheerleader she graduated with* She plays the trumpet. She also plays dick really well, too, and is now the reason why you can't sit next to any guy on a bus..
"Mom, they think I'm funny!"~Joel Madden from GC
ShutYourFace672: Ich esse gern Äpfel und Bananen ißt ißt
ShutYourFace672: guess what that is
HardyGurlAlly: i like monkies?
ShutYourFace672: i like to eat eat eat apples and bananas
HardyGurlAlly: typing backwards is a bitch
NICKISCUTE: sey
sweetz0416: u shouldnt mess with me
HardyGurlAlly: i dont even have socks on
sweetz0416: well than thats ur problem
HardyGurlAlly: what're you gonna do? stone me to death with your wall of scrunchies?
"No matter what the pain, we've come this far. I pray that we remain exactly as we are."~quote from Adam's profile
"Can't a man get his Booberries without horny people around him?!"~Lisa as Billy
[During a discussion about how my sister's bf is SBIFSSGAKVDFS]
BLPLOVE: he sucks face
HardyGurlAlly: yeah, my sisters :/
PiggiesGoOinkie: admitting youre a hick is the first step to success
HardyGurlAlly: *hugs daniel johns*
PiggiesGoOinkie: *hugs mayer, john*
"Mighty Max..sounds like a sanitary napkin."~Lisa
"Happy B-Day, man."~Ashley
"I'm a fat dork."~Paul Thomas from GC
"[Thine] horrid image doth unfix my hair."~Macbeth
"No word to save thee."~Measure for Measure
s u z d 4 w g: think that upgrades me to 'homofag'
s u z d 4 w g: its a double faggitive
HardyGurlAlly: wb chachkey
s u z d 4 w g: THANKS JOANIE
PiggiesGoOinkie: im wearing my animal undies
PiggiesGoOinkie: it says "AHHH" on my butt ;D
NICKISCUTE: yes
NICKISCUTE: and i will be saying AHHH if you take off your pants
"I think so. I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love what they're attracted to, whereas women become more and more attracted to the person they love."~line from a screenplay Lisa gave me
PiggiesGoOinkie: e (10:45:33 PM): eat my crotch SmarterChild (10:45:34 PM): I actually don't need to eat.
s u z d 4 w g: time is short, i better hurry, tom felton is hot, he lives in surrey
invisiblegirl714: 3 british lads came to the hut, they had pretty accents but i had not
s u z d 4 w g: did they say where they were staying though? if i knew where, id be a ho
s u z d 4 w g: im sweating like r kelly at a girl scouts meeting
s u z d 4 w g: o doyle rules!
s u z d 4 w g: i just picture everyone online a giant virgin community
Texas_tina : 28. Who was reportedly the strongest man on earth?
Texas_tina : Answer: ------
CapacityPants-dk : artie
s u z d 4 w g: pure blood?
s u z d 4 w g: pure sexy!
You have just entered room "iLOVEallieMOREthanJOSHnHISuni."
IrazorbladewireI: ya codeine addict
NICKISCUTE: if i could get my hands on some of that..
NICKISCUTE: dayquil just doesn't give me the same buzz
HardyGurlAlly: i need my secret platinum protection
RickyBaby7: strong enough for a man!
HardyGurlAlly: but made because i sweat like one
HardyGurlAlly: A MOSQUITO BIT MY NECK
NICKISCUTE: oh no@
NICKISCUTE: *sucks the venom out*
JKL804: this girl is trying to say justin timberlake called her and said he is going to kidnap her sister
NICKISCUTE: that might be the truth
HardyGurlAlly: narcissa is so fuckin cool
HardyGurlAlly: i wish she was my mom
s u z d 4 w g: draco is sexy
s u z d 4 w g: i wish he was my mom
s u z d 4 w g: err
s u z d 4 w g: lover*
s u z d 4 w g: math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trenchcoats alone
"I remember the first time I met Joe. He was like, 'Hi, my name is Joe!' and I was like, 'And you work in a button factory..?'"~Romara
x MiSS aM3RiCA: ...so do you like boobs?
x MiSS aM3RiCA: cause i have 2
x MiSS aM3RiCA: they're v shaped!
"How about we pull a Mary-Kate and Ashley?"~Nate in driver's ed, 6-24-03
"'I love you' is 8 letters long, but so is 'bullshit'."
x MiSS aM3RiCA: allie
x MiSS aM3RiCA: he sounds like something you could pick up at goodwill
HardyGurlAlly: i think i did actually
or10z2k: she was droppin Fbombs like they were going out of style
or10z2k: hahahah I couldn't believe it
or10z2k: I was like "is it just because we are totally unsuperivsed?" "maybe"
My special IM chain that everyone keeps sending out: hi, my name is ally. i am 16 yrs old. i have black hair, brown eyes, and i'm a short pudgy kid. if u do not send this 2 12 ppl by midnight 2nite, i will appear by ur bed and kill u at 12:12 am with a twinkie. this is not a joke. send it or die. :-) have a nice day.
NICKISCUTE: *beats chest like celine dion*
YrllH20: it's my aunt's 50th birthday
s u z d 4 w g: ohhhh
s u z d 4 w g: neat
YrllH20: yeah lol
s u z d 4 w g: gonna put her down?
YrllH20: i think you know more about good charlotte than good charlotte knows about good charlotte..
Isn't it ironic that I win tons of awards, yet I'm still a failure to my parents?
NICKISCUTE: would he *quotation marks with fingers* get it? *end quotation marks with fingers*
"You're mean to me online, you don't get a hug."~Suzie to Brad
IrazorbladewireI: i wanna make out with fabio
HardyGurlAlly: he can't believe its not buttah
s u z d 4 w g: SO MY MOM WAS LIKE DUDE CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND I WAS ALL NO WAY FACIST
s u z d 4 w g: IM THE PUNKEST
Me: You got nothin'.
Brad: Yes, I do! I have everything; I have you.
ShutYourFace672: and don't say anything stupid
XICEAssassin: :-D love love love love
ShutYourFace672: you've already started
HardyGurlAlly: his bf is this scary man with glasses who looks like a lumberjack
TranceDude88: lol
TranceDude88: "*walks, thump thump thump thump...*" "uh..uh...hi" "^_^ HI THILLY GOOTHE"
s u z d 4 w g: theres plenty of room for all god's creatures
s u z d 4 w g: ..right next to the mashed potatoes
"Why can't time speed up when we're bored, but slow down when we're having fun?"~Dennis the Menace
Webcatgirl: and then I had sent an apology e-mail for losing control of my e-motions
HardyGurlAlly: RP!:" :AFBSAOF SID AGxfsdefwe6weyhsefdfxb
HardyGurlAlly: sfmas'
HardyGurlAlly: i had an accident :-[
HardyGurlAlly: that's so raven.
FadeToBlack 336: that's so gayven.
CyprusJohnson: carmen electra in playboy... =-O
GirouxMcIsaak: .... Welcome to 1996, dude.
FadeToBlack 336: eat me
FadeToBlack 336: sauteed or barbequed
HardyGurlAlly: eat me!
FadeToBlack 336: we once were friends but now we're food
FadeToBlack 336: we won't stay fresh for very long
FadeToBlack 336: so eat us before we finish this song
s u z d 4 w g: i have a coupon for a free molestation
s u z d 4 w g: TOM FELTON
s u z d 4 w g: CARE TO CASH IN
GirouxMcIsaak: Everyone knows I'm a loser looking to kiss anyone?! OMG DRAMA!
GirouxMcIsaak: THE BRITISH TABLOIDS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS!
HardyGurlAlly: OHHHHHHH ABE
HardyGurlAlly: FUCK ME HARDER
HardyGurlAlly: USE THAT LINCOLN LOG
RickyBaby7: DAAAAH my ear just pooped :-(
HardyGurlAlly: he's been at boy scout camp
HardyGurlAlly: he's horny
BLPLOVE: and gay
"'Dear Strong Bad, Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did the word crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad.' Oh I'll TOTALLY answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap DELETED!"~Strong Bad
"The Strong Sad says.. 'Each day, we die a little more.'"~Homestar Runner Spin N' Say
XtremeHiflyrZ: VANNA I WANNA BUY AN O!
HardyGurlAlly: you'd vector everything
HardyGurlAlly: vector my ass.
s u z d 4 w g: done and done
RickyBaby7: in (cyber)space....no one can hear you scream...
HardyGurlAlly: ...
HardyGurlAlly: thats so true..
HardyGurlAlly: ...unless you have vid conferencing
AkiraLiger: Look at us...Chris and I are in thongs...we're talking about retiring....3wl will be heading to hell at the end of this year....we're getting drunk and eating pizza....we are going to miss Latrice like crazy....what's next?
Triciee04: The hospital.
mIkEdEeBs: HeY sTaRrY Go SuCk a FuCkEn cOcK
mIkEdEeBs has left the room.
StarryDreams015: well
StarryDreams015: thats no fun
Dread_Effect : no dum ass you cant spell
HardyGurlAlly: like, justin is a total hottie.
RickyBaby7: nuh uh!
HardyGurlAlly: seventeen said so *nodnodnod*
s u z d 4 w g: im jc here
s u z d 4 w g: cooooooool as a cucumber
ShaoShiozuchi: with as much intelligence as one
Me: My parents still think I haven't kissed a boy..
Jaime: Mine, too.
"I'll knock the cataracts right out ya eyes!"~Jaime
DthPool: My mom says I cant go on porn sites because they make my sheets sticky with devil juice
XtremeHiflyrZ: pagebuilder is slow as fuck
HardyGurlAlly: *pats ftp*
HardyGurlAlly: i'm in the big leagues now ;-)
"And then I was like, 'What the HELL are you talking about?' ...what the Hell AM I talking about? I'm trying to read your roleplay and talk and it's not working..."~Romara
Romara: I'm so pumped for the Raven marathon. Black people have Raven, white people have Sesame Street!
BizkitBoy599: >:o roar and other dino noises
s u z d 4 w g: dood find me some awesome back 2 skewl clothes
HardyGurlAlly: i just looked thru my closet lol
s u z d 4 w g: abercrombie.com doesnt have anything other than size ANOREXIC BITCH
A friend will bail you out of jail at 3 AM. A best friend is sitting beside you in the cell, saying, "Well that was fun."
"Hey dog! What are you looking at? NOTHIN'! 'cause you have cataracts!"~Jaime
I miss you when I'm sad, I miss you when I'm lonely. But most of all, I miss you when I'm happy.
HardyGurlAlly: ( . Y . )
PiggiesGoOinkie: Boobies are (O)(O)
PiggiesGoOinkie: LMAO your boobies are bigger than mine
HardyGurlAlly: *pats them* yeah..it happens
s u z d 4 w g: her last name makes me hungry as hell
s u z d 4 w g: im like
s u z d 4 w g: orrico? oreos!!!!
HardyGurlAlly: i think of a spicy mexican dish, tbh
"Scroll buttons, scroll buttons! 1 2, 1 2! And if you swing by my crib, then I can scroll wit you!"~Strong Bad
* SHIT` happens * Katsmall happens, too.
BizkitBoy599: no wuts halarious?
FlyinDuck7: what
beantownsox02: ur face?
[Raven] I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
[Raven] It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
TranceDude88: jah man
HardyGurlAlly: jah man
TranceDude88: I be from jamaica man
TranceDude88: hello*
TranceDude88: typo :/
"I'm not sexy. I'm just naked."~Denise
