Once again, I must reiterate that I don’t make the rules, I just follow them. Even Anarchist women have to adhere to these things.
1. The Female always makes the rules.
2. No Male can possibly know all the rules.
3. The rules are subject to change at any time without notification.
4. If the Female suspects that the Male knows all of the rules, she MUST immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is ever wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. If the Female has PMS, all rules are null and void.
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