The Question: “Do I Look Fat In This?”
Possible Responses:
The Question: “What Are You Thinking About?”
Possible Answers:
The Question: “Do You Think She’s Prettier Than Me?”
Possible Answers:
The Question: “Do You Love Me?”
Possible Answers:
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“You look absolutely amazing.”
“No, because you’re not fat. You’re perfect.”
“I can’t believe how stunning you are.”
***Anything would suffice that mentioned that she is gorgeous, ethereal, a goddess, etc. Just please, for the love of God, don’t say yes or say that she’s “phat” or “pretty hot and tempting”. That is just so unbelievably stupid.
“I was just thinking about how beautiful you are.”
“I was just thinking about how much I love you.”
“I was just thinking about how lucky I am that I have you as a girlfriend/wife.”
“I was just thinking about spending the rest of my life with you.”
***Anything along these lines is music to a woman’s ears. Please don’t say “I wasn’t thinkin’ about nothin’.” They want to know that there are some brain cells alive in your head.
“There isn’t anyone as pretty as you and there never will be.”
“Compared to you, she looks like a baboon.” (You can substitute any other ugly mammal.)
“I haven’t even looked at other girls since I met you. You’re all the woman I need.”
“I don’t see anyone. I have been blinded to all other women by the shimmering glow of your beauty.”
***NEVER, EVER say that someone is pretty at all in front of her. Chances are that she is incredibly jealous and will hate you for an extended period of time if you even hint at it.
“I love you more than life itself.”
“You mean so much to me. I love you with all my heart and soul.”
“I’ve never loved anyone as much as I love you.”
“Not as much as I love you!”
***Feel free to make baby talk when you say that latter one. It’ll put her in a snuggly-Eskimo-kissy-type mood.
What’s Yo Sign, Baby?