“You know what would look good on you? Me.”
“If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?”
“Is it hot in here or is it just you?”
“You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.”
“There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off of you.”
“Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only ten I see!”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Why don’t you come on over here, sit in my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?”
“I’m new in town. Can you give me directions to your apartment?”
“Was your father a thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”
“Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you got a nice set of buns.”
“Can I borrow a quarter? I wanna call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.”
“Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”
“Are you lost, ma’am? Heaven is a long way from here.”
“If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?”
“How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in the world?”
“Did you clean your pants with Windex? Cuz I can practically see myself in them.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?”
“If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you.”
“What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?”
“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”
“What’s your sign?”
“I feel like Richard Gere standing next to you, Pretty Woman.”
“Your legs must be tired cuz you’ve been running through my mind all night.”
“The word of the day is ‘legs’. Now let’s go back to my place and spread the word!”
“All those curves and me with no breaks!”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.”
“Those are nice jeans. Do you think I could get in them?”
“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”
“I’m sorry. I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women.”
“If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?”
“Was your father a mechanic? Where did you get that finely tuned body?”
“Are those space pants, cuz that ass is out of this world!”
“I ONLY HAVE THREE MONTHS TO LIVE!!!”
“Baby, somebody better call Heaven cuz they’re missing an angel.”
“I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!”
“Hey baby, you might be a light switch, cuz you turn me ON!!!”
“I didn’t know angels could fly so low.”
“I think I can die happy now cuz I’ve just seen a piece of Heaven.”
“Baby, you must be a broom, cuz you’ve swept me off my feet.”
“Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s out of business.”
“Can I get some fries with that shake?”
“I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by you.”
“Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!”
“Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll make your Bedrock!”
“Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I’ve been touched by an angel?”
“You must be a great their cuz you stole my heart from across the room.”
“Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”
“You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look bad.”
“Perhaps you recognize me from one of the popular adult movies I was in.”
“My name is Miles. Miles Long.”
“I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”
“You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.”
“You’re so hot, you’re the reason for global warming!”
“Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a moment? I want to remember your face in my dreams.”
“Baby, I got a backstage pass to yo’ ass!”
“Do you have a fever? You look pretty hot from here.”
“I am your puppet.”
“Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.”
“What’s that in your eye? It must be a twinkle.”
“Is your name Gillette? Cuz you’re the best a man can get.”
“If loving you is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.”
“No wonder the sky is gray today. All the blue is in your eyes.”
“I may not be Dairy Queen, but I’ll treat you right.”
You want some wine to go with that CHEESE?!?!